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23 August 2005

Carrot Top shows off his new look --more like Carrot Juiced? (maybe not safe for work or those with delicate constitutions)

post by: amberglow at: 19:59 | 27 comments

Note: may not be strictly safe for work.

posted by dg 23 August | 20:03

Not Safe For My Eyes

posted by ArsncHeart 23 August | 20:17

Oh god my eyes! Carrot nipples!

Goddamnit, if I wanted to see your happy patch I'd pull down your pants.

posted by loquacious 23 August | 20:27

it hurts.

posted by selfnoise 23 August | 20:28

[this is good]

posted by greasy_skillet 23 August | 20:28

The pants! They do nothing!

posted by ooga_booga 23 August | 20:31

it hurts.

It ~~tastes~~looks..like burning! /Ralph Wiggums

posted by amberglow 23 August | 20:32

He looks like he's had a lot of work done on his face.

I like the body. Too bad that Carrot Top's attached to it.

posted by iconomy 23 August | 20:33

Is it jsut me or does he look like he's wearing eyeliner?

posted by ooga_booga 23 August | 20:39

he always wears a ton of makeup, and he's had more work done than Cathy Griffin i think.

posted by amberglow 23 August | 20:50

ok, that's just gross... in soooo many ways

posted by eekacat 23 August | 20:53

Do steroids contain beta carotene?

posted by ArsncHeart 23 August | 20:58

I think he's kinda sexy.

posted by DeepFriedTwinkies 23 August | 21:10

Veiny.

posted by kenko 23 August | 21:43

Mr. Top, I regret to inform you that your belt seems to have stopped functioning properly.

posted by brainwidth 23 August | 21:49

Well, at least we know the carpet matches the drapes.

posted by LeeJay 23 August | 22:01

they say he's hung like Berle, but who wants him? --besides DeepFried, of course ; >

posted by amberglow 23 August | 22:04

i'm thinking he had the Tammy Faye permanent eyeliner thing done.

posted by amberglow 23 August | 22:12

Sweet Jesus, what is WRONG with that fucker?!?!?

posted by scody 23 August | 22:17

He's a true butterface. I guess in this case it's buttisface?

posted by iconomy 23 August | 22:26

eek eek - the stuff of nightmares. now I will have to stay up all night.

posted by madamjujujive 23 August | 23:26

Please, don't use my name in vain. Well, ok, you can.

posted by eekacat 23 August | 23:53

oops - mea culpa, eekacat. I will have to adopt a new scream sound.

posted by madamjujujive 24 August | 00:05

My God. That's just horrible. It's... it's... I don't know what it is. Make it stop.

posted by puddinghead 24 August | 00:11

Oh jeebus! I thought it was just the one picture (which, although scary, was not blood-curdling), but when y'all started talking about the carpet matching the drapes, I went back for another looks (why, jeebus, why) and discovered the rest of the photos (blood-curdling).

The man has something seriously wrong with him. I didn't realize he was... so... Charro-like.

posted by Specklet 24 August | 12:09

His mum must be so proud.

posted by deborah 24 August | 15:39

Aw amber, I don't want him, I already had him and Gallagher and Brett Butler in Winnemucca, Nevada one night after a rodeo. Funny thing was, I couldn't ever tell which one was which.

posted by DeepFriedTwinkies 24 August | 21:40

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