How odd. Blinker vision? Is that like tunnel vision?

They told us people were harassing them about blinkers. Well at this point the dispatcher wants to know what those are. They explained that they are hostile beings. What kind of hostile beings. They thought about that and the woman who was in charge said well they are kind of like cats. They attack good people.

"Blinkers"? They talking about these?

Is this from the religion formerly known as D&D?

*blinks*

Mushroom, mushroom!

...But there is also one of these types of aliens that I kind of like. They are mentioned in one of the courses along with some other aliens. There is also a whole bulletin about them and from the wording you get the idea that this is current stuff. They are called Blinkers. It says that they are like little cats and you can only really see them if you have eliminated your reactive mind. Once again, that is something I do not completely understand about Scientology. What they do is hop on your head and hurt you. It says that they never like to go on the floor which is kind of like a real cat. They jump on you and then they jump on someone else. Sometimes it seems like they jump and in one lecture it says that they can teleport or something around. Maybe the last part is why they call them Blinkers? They have an incident where some of these Blinkers show up attack a whole room full of people and never once does even one of them touch the floor.

Holy Cats, Freakazoids! I mean seriously...thousands of dollars to "get clear" and find out you've got cats living on your head? Hell, you could spend the night at my house and find it out for free... I'll even make breakfast, once I pry the cats off you.