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Someone…. one of the heathens at my job has stolen my Quonsar Design mug. I’ve known for a good while now that there are a lot of Evolutionists around here. The fools.
I keep getting phone calls from someone named "California Ninja" but he doesn't say anything. He just emits a series of high-pitched squeals. What's he trying to communicate?
I'd like to field the question from the user known as selfnoise, first, as the California Ninja is a formidable enemy.
First, I must ask if you owe the CA Ninja any money, selfnoise?
If so, and if the money is past due, then I recommend that you move to a different state and become a librarian immediately. The CA Ninja despises libraries so you should be safe there.
If you owe no debt, then simply change your phone number. Otherwise you are bound to receive a neverending string of drunk "I love you man" calls from the Ninja as he drinks too much regularly and I interpret his calls to you as nothing more (unless you owe the money).
Dear Mr Jonmc.
I assume that you are asking your question in the form of an answer. Please Stop it.
In answer to any curiosity you may have about my breasts or lack thereof, I would like to remind you that as an owl I am unlikely to bring myself down to such a level where the vulgar gossiping of the "blue collar worker" would interest me. If you have any more questions, I would ask that you pitch them according to my nature and High Breeding.
Hugh Janus, I kiss you a million times for the owl stool. Now I love you.
(dfowler, there's really very good reasons for this, though it may not be immediately apparent. Please, no crying that there's no fun allowed on metachat! We may not be as fun as... Well, someplace else that's really, really fun, but it's not like there's no fun!)
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