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That's not REAL Ultimate power. REAL Ultimate power would have been if one of the customers was a pirate, and they were like "I'm not giving you my Boubloons Arrrr", and the Ninja was like silent like a zen master, but he pulled out this huge guitar from his Ninja rucksack, and he played the best guitar solo in the world, and the pirate went "Arrr" and exploded, and everyone clapped, and all the chicks tried to get off with the Ninja, but he was silent like a zen master and disappeared into the sunset after giving the old guy emergency heart surgery.