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I'm just happy to see, I just drank a whole jar of white corn and I'm about to go down to the swimmin' hole and get in a fistfight with a dude name a' scurvis.
fake pockets is bullshit yo. Yes I need nickles please, a sockful of nickels, scurvisa big motherjumper. Also Scurvis is his christian name, Scurvis Cleethorpes Nicholson.
me3dia:
No worries I do it all the time, I make a special cocktail, 2 parts Whiskey, 2 parts gin, a dead bug and an alkaseltzer. I call it a sinkshitter.
When I was 16, two of my equally booze-naïve friends and I made an improvised coctail in a 1-liter bottle to drink while wandering the neighborhood one moonlit night.
Ingredients:
1 bottle beer (MGD, if I recall correctly)
1 can of iced coffee (warm)
Vodka to fill (I think we used Smirnoff)
We called it a Russian Beer Belly. The iced coffee was meant to cover up the vodka taste, but it didn't work. We managed to drink about half of it, I think. One of my buddies got tipsy enough to think his mom could hear us a half-mile away, and proceeded to loudly tell us to keep quiet so she wouldn't wake up. Later he peed on himself while laying in the grass in a neighbor's yard.
Mc Hammer from his semi-comeback video "Pumps and a Bump" where he's wearing a pair of jordans and that banana hammock and nothing else and he sorta waves his semi-erect johnson at the camera a lot or regular MC hammer?
There is a bottle of Pimm's that I have owned for over 8 years now which is still unopened. No one knows what to do with it, but I think I know what to get the Divine one for Boxing Day now.