rude!

Also, kenko has a butt as red as a baboon's thanks to his particular fetish. But don't tell him I told you!

melissamay: yet mostly true

melissamay is such a liar.

Kenko has such a red, red face to go with his red, red butt. Is that my fault? I ask you!

It's how I attract mates.

This is possibly not the best way to make an IRC chat room grow.

Also, I just watched "The Missing" on The Western Channel. It was pretty good considering I had never even heard of it. Directed by that Opie kid I think.

Well, it got quonsar in here.

Well we aren't trying to attract the squares, man.

Fuckin' squares.

You are not going to get the circles either. Or the triangles.

It got taz, too, but she's just here for the ruddy posteriors. Trust me, it's more fun than you'll ever have with Opie in here.

Oh, I hope to have some great fun with Opie later. Er... I just took Nyquil in the hopes I can sleep. Nyquil always makes me have fucked up dreams, I have no idea why. But it makes me sleep too. It's weird to get sick in the middle of summer but oh well. I am guessing it won't last long this time of year.

Can we attract some polygonal splines? How about a torus or two? A hypercomplex nth dimensional foam with a genus of pi? I'd be in there but I've got groceries to put away and a new (used) washer and dryer to clean/debug/calibrate and install.

Kansas grrlz are wacky.

weretable, every time I've been to #metachat, the atmosphere is complete silliness, sometimes punctuated by helpfulness in case of need or just curiosity.

For me, it's great, 'cause there aren't too many people irl who can or want to riff on completely silly ideas as much as I am inclined to do.

When I joined this morning (morning for me, anyway) we spent a lot of time trying to trick kenko into using the letter "S" which he had foresworn using at all, while the rezt of uz tranzpozed "z" for the verboten letter. Yez, zilly, I know. But thatz why I love it. Chatbunniez aren't heavy, they're my brotherz. But don't take my word for it, just zend the undead chairz to zit in for you zometime!

Kansas grrlz are wacky.

You should see the fellazz.

(Confidential to DFT: your communications have arrived safely. We have picked up the fish and the ice cream and await further orders. However, we urgently need to know exactly when you plan on arriving for dinner. THG, over and out.)

(Confidential to taz: you are my zunzhine.)

At the meetup last night, Handsome Dick Manitoba did a shoutout with me. I'll post it as soon as schuyler gets the picture online.

(Secret missive, attn THG: Wait for farmer tater and giant geoduck. All will be revealed.)