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04 August 2005

The Amazing Feats of Kim Jong-il

post by: puke & cry at: 13:39 | 12 comments

Truly amazing for a guy who drinks like a fish.

posted by omiewise 04 August | 13:43

I hear he also knows Unicode and 김치 is actually Kim Jong-il's Metachat User name.

posted by omiewise 04 August | 13:46

Ha!

posted by Frisbee Girl 04 August | 13:48

Uh-huh. And I'm sure he can also fly. In fact, I've seen him doing some reconnaissance over Seoul. I saw right up his skirt.

posted by Moral Animal 04 August | 14:22

I heard that Kim Jong-Il was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon Kim killed the whole town.

posted by Capn 04 August | 14:40

Kim pilots jet fighters, pens operas, produces movies and accomplished a feat unmatched in the annals of professional golf by shooting 11 holes-in-one on the first round he ever played.

Awesome.

posted by brainwidth 04 August | 14:56

Did you know that Kim Jong-Il can bench press 550?

posted by Specklet 04 August | 15:39

Yet he's oh, so ronery.

posted by tracicle 04 August | 15:53

...accomplished a feat unmatched in the annals of professional golf by shooting 11 holes-in-one on the first round he ever played.

Eleven holes in one caddy, that is!

Ha!

posted by me3dia 04 August | 16:07

Is that professional putt-putt golf?

posted by papercake 04 August | 16:30

He once played a guitar so fast, it broke the sound barrier.

posted by Smart Dalek 04 August | 16:46

When Kim Jong-Il was in the Olympics
Skating for the gold..
He did two Salchows and a Triple-Lutz
While wearing a blindfold..
When Kim Jong-Il was in the Alps
Fighting Grizzly Bears..
He used his magical fire breath
And saved the maidens fair..

Oh wait, that was Brian Boitano. Never mind. : )

posted by sisterhavana 04 August | 17:16

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