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04 August 2005

See the tampon machine? It's the ladies' room, you asshat!

post by: Specklet at: 19:22 | 18 comments

What, are you gonna argue with me about it now?

posted by Specklet 04 August | 19:25

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posted by goatsetubgirlknifebutt 04 August | 19:28

things do you list:
laundry- done
bills- paid
bathroom- sterile
fridge- pretty damn clean
i- rock

but that ain't even the tip o' the iceberg

posted by ethylene 04 August | 19:40

eth, you want to come hang out in Portland for a while? I gots plenty to keep you busy. I will pay you in beer and kisses.

posted by Specklet 04 August | 19:43

Specklet, are you sure it's not a unisex bathroom like in Ally McBeal?

posted by nomis 04 August | 19:48

could there be anything better than beer and kisses? I say take up the offer eth!

posted by nomis 04 August | 19:49

Not unisex. At least, not unisex unless they changed it while I was at lunch.

And I don't have a problem with unisex bathrooms, I just get tichy at belligerent men who get mad at me because they think I'm invading the men's room.

posted by Specklet 04 August | 19:52

heh maybe you didn't get the memo...

posted by nomis 04 August | 19:54

didn't he notice there was no urinal?

posted by nomis 04 August | 19:55

Guess not. He'd failed to notice the tampon machine and me, so whatever.

posted by Specklet 04 August | 20:00

So.... did he pee on the wall?

posted by mudpuppie 04 August | 20:15

Tampons, huh? I thought those were...y'know...magical party favors.

posted by Smart Dalek 04 August | 20:19

specklet: i'd love to come to portland
but i insist on being fed, housed and potted
else you can't afford me

posted by ethylene 04 August | 20:26

Sure that's not a manpon dispenser? You know, for...male problems?

posted by PinkStainlessTail 04 August | 22:26

Where did you find a tampon machine? I thought they were extinct. God knows that, like a cop, you can never find one when you need one. They only live in creepy truck stop bathrooms next to the 50 Love Tricks Illustrated Booklet and Glow in the Dark Studded Condom Machine. Plus I got that booklet once and there were nowhere near 50 positions in it, just the Wheelbarrow, which is just as ridiculous as it sounds.

posted by mygothlaundry 05 August | 00:24

Also guys will never put on the glow in the dark condom no matter how much you beg them to. Okay they don't want to get radioactive but hell, man, photo op! Photo op! Plus I would never ever forget it. Yeah I would probably be lying on the floor laughing so hard I might die - but I'd never forget it.

posted by mygothlaundry 05 August | 00:26

eth, I make a great hostess since I loooove to feed people. And I like to drink. And I have a great porch for sittin' on. And I have a nice, big, pretty apartment with space for guest and underwear dancing in the living room.

mygoth, I dunno, I see 'em pretty often round these parts. This is a relatively nice office building, so there's no glow-in-the-dark condom dispensers. At least, not in the ladies' room...