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04 August 2005

Nudist wants to be buried nude. Family refuses.

post by: mudpuppie at: 15:30 | 9 comments

because worms don't want to be exposed to anus either.

posted by quonsar 04 August | 15:31

Well, what if he get's splinters in his butt? Whatcha gonna say then, smarty-pants?

posted by jonmc 04 August | 15:32

My family refused my request to be buried alive, naked

except for a straight-jacket and a noose around my neck

and velvet gloves.

So I killed them all.

posted by danostuporstar 04 August | 15:48

So? How's he gonna know?

posted by me3dia 04 August | 16:04

Yes, can't go out the way you came in.

And nudity so defiles the body... unlike death.

posted by dreamsign 04 August | 17:58

Some worms love anus. Just ask my doctor.

posted by Skrik 04 August | 18:28

I'm angered by this news. I don't want to be kept on life support, I want to donate my organs, and I want to be cremated, and I've told my family this, but I know they are against all of it. I just hope they respect me more than this man's family respected him.

Oh, and let this be a record of my living will.

posted by Moral Animal 04 August | 19:26

Witnessed.

posted by mudpuppie 04 August | 19:34

"We didn't really know him. We just had him arrested"

Excellent. I'd want it on my tombstone.

posted by trondant 05 August | 11:49

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