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madame, I love you, but I really wish random objects would stop leaping to life and doing weird anthropomorphic dances to funky beats. It's making it very difficult to drive, or eat.
Go - you little Danish Bacon Superhero. Go, and save the world. With your creamy yolk centre and your hypnotic power of "Early Morning Breakfast Smell"
Go. Defeat the evil truck driving minions with your chatty sidekick "Large mug of sweet milky tea."