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29 July 2005

Surely, we are told, such is a small price to pay to assure that we are not bombed into a fine paste that becomes a tasty treat for the rats and the sewer crocs. (rudepundit-filthy as usual)

post by: amberglow at: 16:55 | 19 comments

...your backpack filled with anal beads, love oils, and Jenna Jameson's vibrating latex pussy with cock clutching kung-fu grip. ... ; >

posted by amberglow 29 July | 16:55

≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by ethylene 29 July | 16:57

Jeebus god, people.

posted by Specklet 29 July | 17:16

who is that, eth? (i'm still laughing)

posted by amberglow 29 July | 17:19

patriotboy

posted by ethylene 29 July | 17:42

That means if the cops pick you on the right day, they could busily pick through your backpack filled with anal beads, love oils, and Jenna Jameson's vibrating latex pussy with cock clutching kung-fu grip.

the man is a genius

posted by matteo 29 July | 17:44

ethylene, isn't she the lady who said "the ball will come back to hurt us"?
she's almost more genius than RudePundit

posted by matteo 29 July | 17:46

... Rove has spread out all the important evidence onto the floor of his office. He asks Gannon what he thinks is the best way to protect it. Gannon suggests vasoline. He and Rove strip off their clothes and begin protecting the documents by smearing their bodies with vasoline and then rolling on the evidence.
... : >

posted by amberglow 29 July | 17:52

I sure would like one of those things with the kung fu grip!

posted by Schyler523 29 July | 18:27

that woman was just on Hardball--she was terrible. That vet running sounds great tho. (and he's hot)

I'm going to see RudePundit live next month : >

posted by amberglow 29 July | 19:44

More importantly, it would put an end to all the talk about Mr. Rove and that harlot, Jeff Gannon. Every time I think about it, I get this mental picture of Mr. Rove on all fours like Ned Beatty in Deliverance, his flabby flesh rippling and his belly and man-breasts bouncing in a rhythm dictated by Gannon's furious pounding and punctuated by Karl's calf-like bellows. I'd rather not have to picture that anymore.

I didn't want to picture that at all. Thanks a lot.

posted by loquacious 29 July | 20:19

(and he's hot)

speaking of which, I discovered that you managed to take a Mississippi Democrat to the House. I know exactly zero about him, he looks like your average wooden blond car salesman and has this terrifying Southern accent: unless he's got a backyard full of corpses of raped children, I'd run him for President in '08, no questions asked. I'm assuming he'd do better than another New Englander

posted by matteo 29 July | 21:49

which one?

posted by amberglow 29 July | 22:03

it must be him--one of the 50 hottest in dc?

posted by amberglow 29 July | 22:03

which one?

the blond one

one of the 50 hottest in dc?

in Talon News' poll?

posted by matteo 29 July | 22:13

nope...in this poll from The Hill

posted by amberglow 29 July | 22:18

(except for a gorgeous cop on this page, they're not that hot.

posted by amberglow 29 July | 22:20

what, no Gannon?

posted by matteo 29 July | 23:44

well, they're not that hot at all, but hotter than Gannon. Only ppl like Rove and Mehlman (and Bush) think Gannon's hot.

posted by amberglow 29 July | 23:49

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