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29 July 2005

First MetaChat dream. [More:]

jonmc was telling me I should eat french fries, and damn! was he good-lookin'! He was all sparkly and close to my face and extolling the virtues of fried potatoes.

That's it. Not much of a plot, but I had to share.
you don't have to worry until he whips out the deep fried snickers bar.
posted by quonsar 29 July | 13:42
*blushes*

the sparkliness was fat oozing from my pores...

you don't have to worry until he whips out the deep fried snickers bar.

pardon me while I whip it out
posted by jonmc 29 July | 13:49
Has anyone ever had one of those deep fried Snickers? Because they sound awesome.
posted by LeeJay 29 July | 13:54
see above LeeJay. It was deep fried mars bars (british ones, which are like milky ways) and they are indeed awesome.
posted by jonmc 29 July | 13:55
Oh sorry about that jonmc, I missed the links. It looks disgusting but most awesome foods usually do.
posted by LeeJay 29 July | 14:00
cheese curds!
*has gastric attack*
posted by ethylene 29 July | 14:09
the moment my MetaChat dreams get at least PG-13, I'll happily share them, too
posted by matteo 29 July | 14:11
I went to to a restaurant yesterday that served fried cheesecake. Seems they enrobe the whole slice in graham cracker crumbs and deep fry it until it gets warm and gooey inside. I'm sure it's at least 80,000 calories a serving. I thought of you, jon.
posted by iconomy 29 July | 14:13
Ah yes, matteo, I seem to remember you mentioning your naughty dreams before...

Fried cheesecake?! Good lord!

A friend of mine has what he calls the Annual Southern Party, where he cooks cuisine from the deep south of the US: fried green tomatoes, fried okra, fried chicken, mac'n'cheese, buttery peach cobbler... you get the idea. Last year, he made hamburgers like this: mix ground beef, ground Italian sausage, diced onion and garlic, and mold into patties. Sandwich between two patties a slab of Tillamook cheddar cheese. Wrap edges in bacon, secure with toothpicks. Grill. But he went one step further and battered and deep fried a couple. If I'd have known you then, jon, I would have thought of you.
posted by Specklet 29 July | 14:46
mmmm, that sounds goooood (maybe skip the onions). vidiot keeps telling me about the magical substance from his southern homeland called "potliqour," but I've yet to taste any. And I introduced him to the trascendent frank experience that is this place.

and of course I am flattered by the description...
posted by jonmc 29 July | 14:53
omg, there's a picture of onion ring heaven in that link!

Potliquor is the liquid leftover when you cook collard greens or mustard greens and such. In my potliquor, you'll find caramelized yellow onion, collard green juice, organic chicken stock, salt, and cayenne. It is delicious. I pour it over garlic mashed potatoes. And serve with fried chicken (my secret recipe). And a nice hoppy, cold IPA. And collard greens, of course.

Man, I'm hungry.
posted by Specklet 29 July | 15:01
the moment my MetaChat dreams get at least PG-13, I'll happily share them, too
posted by matteo 29 July | 14:11

I've already had one of those, but I'm not about to share it.

eep!
posted by mudpuppie 29 July | 15:03
I never had SDW's rings, but their dogs (make mine 2 chili-cheese-bacon-kraut-mustard) and fries are sublime.
posted by jonmc 29 July | 15:04
iconomy, care to share that restaurant's whereabouts? it does sound yummy

Man, I'm hungry.

I'll share my Wild Salmon Burger recipe then:

combine a little salad of finely shredded lettuce, cilantro, some fresh mint, lime juice, a touch of lemongrass -- then blend the raw Wild Alaska salmon with little tiny bread crumbs, small bits of green onion and some lemon juice. Form mixture into patties and grill or broil (grill or broiler must be pipin' hot) until golden, then wrap first in the little salad all around. Take big leaves of Boston Lettuce and use as wrapper instead of a bun
posted by matteo 29 July | 15:12
ditch the lettuce and that sounds scrumptious, matteo (I have an extreme aversion to boston or iceberg lettuce. romaine or mesclun is fine).
posted by jonmc 29 July | 15:15
*drools profusely, heads outside for picnic lunch of not salmon burgers*
posted by Specklet 29 July | 15:19
I pour it over garlic mashed potatoes. And serve with fried chicken (my secret recipe). And a nice hoppy, cold IPA.

Stop tempting me with your food porn, devil woman!!!
posted by jrossi4r 29 July | 15:24
i swear i was the first to use food porn
i feel like richard lewis with "from hell"
posted by ethylene 29 July | 15:25
Heretofore, I shall footnote you, ethylene.
posted by jrossi4r 29 July | 15:49
if it predates '94, don't bother
posted by ethylene 29 July | 15:51
matteo, about the cheesecake - it was at The Sandbox Cafe and Bath Houses, on Long Beach Island, which is in New Jersey - I was visiting a friend on the last day of my vacation. It's probably one of the most unconsciously charming restaurants I've ever been to - it's an outdoor cafe but is surrounded by a wooden fence, and three trees that are growing from the brick floor have all grown together to form a green canopy above your head, so you feel as if you're inside even though you aren't. It's a teeny place and they have a lot of kitschy/tacky beach decor (the usual fish and nets and captain's lanterns...) but overall it's very charming. Plus they have that cheesecake. I salute you in advance should you decide to try it!
posted by iconomy 29 July | 16:18
Has anyone noticed that jonmc is in *every* MeCha dream that has been posted here?
posted by matildaben 29 July | 16:27
He's dreamy.
posted by LeeJay 29 July | 16:43
Food porn, yes! My best friend and I loooove to cook, and with her, it's always an incredibly sensual act. We're always smelling and tasting and moaning.

I think I might leave early and go cook something. Maybe even fried chicken!

And mudpuppie, you totally have to spill!
posted by Specklet 29 July | 17:15
Not a chance in hell, Specklet.
posted by mudpuppie 29 July | 17:50
Shit. But I wanna knooooooow!
posted by Specklet 29 July | 18:05
and with her, it's always an incredibly sensual act. We're always smelling and tasting and moaning.


please tell me you're both naked when you do that, even if it isn't true
posted by matteo 29 July | 18:08
Actually... Really and truly we spend a lot of time together half-clothed. And she's such a hot girl, my god. Long red hair, slanty hazel eyes, and the best ass I've ever seen on a woman. Woo!
posted by Specklet 29 July | 18:40
How is your tummy specklet?

When i have metachat dreams that amount to anything beyond a random person in my dream self-identifying as a mechatter i've not met, I'll tell all y'all.
posted by Schyler523 29 July | 18:47
What travesties these people commit on potlikker.....it should be simple and seasoned with fatback, and you dip your cornbread in it.

Sweet potatoes on the side, of course.

Jonmc, you also haven't lived till you have had one of my mom's fried pork chops.
posted by bunnyfire 29 July | 19:15
Woo! indeed, S.
posted by matteo 29 July | 19:20
mud hon, we're gonna make you talk. Ve have vays.

I had a mechadream, for what it's worth, for the first time just a few nights ago. It was of amberglow. He was smoking a cigarette and talking very seriously, and it looked for all the world like he was the subject of a documentary. (I ever remember what he was wearing -- a denim jacket and a red shirt -- he had nice hair!) It seemed like the weight of the world was on his shoulders.

(amber, darling, I generally don't confuse dream life with real, but that dream was so vivid and seemed so true, so if the world's weight is actually on your shoulders, I hope it lifts soon. Smooch, smooch and all that.)
posted by melissa may 29 July | 19:45
aw, hon--thanks! mwahh!

it's not the weight of the world, but a work thing, and the heat that's killing me. : (

(i'm planning a big vacation for right after labor day, so that'll help)
posted by amberglow 29 July | 19:47
Glad to hear it, amber dollink!
posted by melissa may 29 July | 19:52
That you're getting away, not that you're hot and bummed by work! Unclear referent, damn your hide.
posted by melissa may 29 July | 19:54

Jonmc, you also haven't lived till you have had one of my mom's fried pork chops.


I betcha that's true, but you havent lived until you've had my nonna's gnocchi or risotto milanese.
posted by jonmc 29 July | 20:34
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