Cute. But please don't tell me that the Guardian is getting as lazy with the proofreading as all the other publications. "Heffer"? We were talking about the multiple breasts, so surely it was "heifer" that was meant? Or is it a wry new slang I haven't caught onto yet?

Anyway, all that makeup and he still looks like a manic elf. Maybe the rosy glow is not such a good idea after all? Maybe what he really needs is a good, healthy pallor.

Now, the general rule with all cosmetic enhancements is that if you're embarrassed to admit it, then don't do it.

or pull it off flawlessly

off with 'is head!

note the links below

The Guardian is notorious for it's spelling errors, to the extent that Private Eye calls it The Grauniad. It also has a corrections column that's so entertaining they've compiled them into a book.

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Ah, that's why "the Grauniad". I always wondered about that.

"Heffer"? We were talking about the multiple breasts, so surely it was "heifer" that was meant?

Hefner