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25 July 2005

Why, why, why, why, WHY? WHY must you use the bathroom stall with the door unlocked and ajar?
And no talking!
posted by Slack-a-gogo 25 July | 17:55
at work? eww...
posted by amberglow 25 July | 17:58
Because my parents botched my potty training and I have weird boundaries when it comes to things involving elimination?
posted by Specklet 25 July | 18:08
"--because I need a witness? Can I get a witness?"
posted by ethylene 25 July | 18:11
serious claustrophobia? (which does not diminish from the ew)
posted by purtek 25 July | 18:17
And talking on your cell phone at the same time!
posted by matildaben 25 July | 18:18
Hello? ... no I'm in the bathroom ... nah, it's RUBBISH!
posted by nomis 25 July | 18:20
Talking on a phone: no-no.
Talking when you're pooping: no.
Chatting with your friend when you pee: okay.
posted by Specklet 25 July | 18:24
Chatting with your friend when you pee: priceless
posted by ethylene 25 July | 18:25
A: the smell?
or alternately, tired of people peeking in from the bottom or the top
posted by ethylene 25 July | 18:31
maybe it's a camera phone
posted by nomis 25 July | 19:25
ah, sitting on the toilet. that's what they made gameboys for.
And talking on your cell phone at the same time!
posted by matildaben 25 July | 18:18


THANK GOD someone else has noticed this!
posted by mudpuppie 25 July | 19:53
i though they were to pass time
feels sorry for people trapped on the toilet
has witnessed toilet death
posted by ethylene 25 July | 19:53
because you are the creepy curator
and you're waiting for a woman to push the door
all the way open
posted by mygothlaundry 25 July | 20:47
Why do you care? It isn't like you don't know what they're doing in there. Walk past and ignore. Maybe the problem is that you are uncomfortable with your insatiable desire to watch.
posted by dame 25 July | 23:31
heh
thanks, i missed my damenation
posted by ethylene 25 July | 23:35
Um, no. Not talk on the phone. Perhaps I was not clear enough. USE the stall with the door unlocked and ajar... so that the door blocks the view of legs or shoes or anything that might indicate a person is in there, and you fumbling in thinking it's empty and hastily exit with apology (despite it not being your fault). This is in an office building with functioning doors and locks.

How did this turn into cell phone use?

Why would you shit and/or pee with a stall door open?

What are you thinking?
posted by dreamsign 25 July | 23:47
thanks for the killer game of crisco twister.
Because I'm taking a piss and I don't want to touch the shit handprint on the door.
posted by Hugh Janus 26 July | 08:50
On a related topic, I have had to tell every one of my men friends to close the god damn bathroom door when they take a leak. Every one. And I am not a jock nor are most of my friends. None of them would think of doing this if they were in the apartment of a woman friend. It is so weird and so tiresome, too.
posted by y2karl 26 July | 12:39
F, B, D# and G# || Beware the Iraqi melons.

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