I never trusted that guy.

Huh. You can make statistics say whatever you want.

Ha, Ha! That not Superman! He am Bizzaro!
That am way he always saying hello!

yea, nomis

So there's this bar on the top floor of a fancy office building. One day, early in the afternoon, a guy comes comes in, looking for a little refreshment after a tough meeting. At the bar is this guy drinking scotch on the rocks, and the bartender. So the business man sits at the bar and orders a drink.

"Funny thing about this building" the guy at the bar says "oh?" "Yeah, the way the wind blows around it, if you throw anything out that window there, it just comes back in" "that right?" "sure!" "ok buddy" "no, seriously, watch" and the guy goes over to the window, opens it and JUMPS OUT! Before the business man can do anything *foop*, back in he comes "that's amazing!" "yeah, pretty cool eh?" he says, jumping out AGAIN and again *foop* back in he comes.

"I gotta try this" says our man, and jumps out, falling to his instant messy death. The bartender looks up from the glass he was polishing and says "Superman, you're a DICK when you're drunk"