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21 July 2005

Shoutout Hotpants Not as cool as dame's - but still essential for your next meet-up.
Ooops. It should be noted that this item is only currently available in Europe. I guess it's just too darn hot for the US of A.
posted by dodgygeezer 21 July | 13:28
but i look better in a french cut--
been tinkering and tailoring, eh?
lovely for the apple catchers amongus
posted by ethylene 21 July | 13:29
they always want to tag yer left cheek
what is up with that?
is it from cattle branding?
must i pierce something now?
posted by ethylene 21 July | 13:30
What, no boxers for us guys? (and yes, boxers are the only acceptable undergarment for a grown man, excepting a jockstrap.)
posted by jonmc 21 July | 13:31
it's not in the US, ya bastard, like you'd buy it anyway
posted by ethylene 21 July | 13:34
*giving you "the business"*
posted by ethylene 21 July | 13:34
*dancing to anonetal's mix*
posted by ethylene 21 July | 13:37
I'd buy MeCha boxers. I bought a MeFi baseball jersey for pete's sake.
posted by jonmc 21 July | 13:46
as much as i'd like you in some new underwear
i need some too
i think i have to wait for mid august
*can't stop dancing but is using motown moves*
i have to burn this for a belldancing friend of mine, must borrow the outfit for mechat video upload
posted by ethylene 21 July | 13:54
ok, and some belly moves, but a lot of tempations in there
posted by ethylene 21 July | 13:55
I can see them, but I can't buy them? Wah! They're cooool!
posted by rainbaby 21 July | 13:56
What, no leaky napkin? What kinda two-bit outfit is this?
posted by danostuporstar 21 July | 13:57
I'm so getting a pair as soon as I have some cash in my CC-stash. Are they light blue? Awesome.
posted by dabitch 21 July | 13:59
how about a "meh" for each cheek?
posted by papercake 21 July | 14:00
dabs, you so need to take a picture...
posted by ethylene 21 July | 14:02
papercake, as long as the middle isn't a big meh.
posted by ethylene 21 July | 14:03
jonmc asks - we deliver!
posted by dodgygeezer 21 July | 14:05
i gravely apologize to my beloved geezer for being drunk on black tea and bellybeats
*but what a way to regain consciousness!*
posted by ethylene 21 July | 14:07
Hahaha!
posted by jonmc 21 July | 14:08
do it!
JON NEEDS NEW PANTS!
and baby needs a new pair of shoes
posted by ethylene 21 July | 14:08
i dare ya!
DO IT!
posted by ethylene 21 July | 14:08
ethylene, you know entirely too much about my pants.
posted by jonmc 21 July | 14:09
and so i say again
BUY NEW UNDIES
*please*
for the little woman
think of others, jon
posted by ethylene 21 July | 14:10
If I buy new drawers, then I'll wind up buying new socks and it'll all snowball and I'll end up highlighting my hair and getting manicures. It's a slippery slope, I tell ya! We must be ever vigilant!
posted by jonmc 21 July | 14:18
start slow
then ponder
do it already
my baited breathe is making me blue
and i'm in the pink right now as i've blurred the red
posted by ethylene 21 July | 14:20
Please Note: Underwear is not exchangeable.
Hee hee.

Americans can order theirs from Neighborhoodies
posted by dame 21 July | 14:24
Is that what you did, dame, or did you lovingly hand-craft your own?
posted by rainbaby 21 July | 14:27
i thought it was the love
posted by ethylene 21 July | 14:29
Well, I actually went to the store, but yeah. I love that store--the girl who works there thinks I'm totally silly, because the first time I went, I got an "I heart boys in speedos" tee & then I got the undies. Also they sell casettes for $2 each, so I got some A-Ha and Duran Duran.
posted by dame 21 July | 14:31
I don't iron if I can help it eth. Besides, if I did it, the letters would have fallen off by the time I got to the bar.
posted by dame 21 July | 14:32
You are totally silly! Thanks for the tip. Maybe because I never had days of the week panties as a child, I am now an avid consumer of undies that say things.
posted by rainbaby 21 July | 14:39
worry not
i still think you're crafty
irk me, someone!
posted by ethylene 21 July | 14:39
but rain, don't you want meh of the week panties?
posted by ethylene 21 July | 14:40
tuesday's kitty day!
pony day for those who can trot
without the trots
posted by ethylene 21 July | 14:42
dame: the text falls from her bum
heh.
posted by ethylene 21 July | 14:44
Also they sell casettes for $2 each, so I got some A-Ha and Duran Duran.

*gets out Clockwork Orange chair and begins playing dame an endless loop of Motorhead, Thin Lizzy, AC/DC, Social Distortion & the Dictators*

*keeps holy water and icepick handy*
posted by jonmc 21 July | 14:47
but gramschmidt made me listen to metric and komeda
and i dig
posted by ethylene 21 July | 14:48
actually all of my underwear is plaid patterned boxers bought at the dicount store for $5 a 3 pack. Sadly the pattern on my drawers never matches my flannel shirt.
posted by jonmc 21 July | 14:50
Hmmm. . .meh.
posted by rainbaby 21 July | 14:51
oh, i see, you're all mechat
POSEURS!
posted by ethylene 21 July | 14:52
oh sorry
PO-USERS
posted by ethylene 21 July | 14:53
don't wanna acknowledge the mechat when your pants are down or the jig is up
fine, i get it
posted by ethylene 21 July | 14:55
username: nifty tag.
--
ethylene: what makes it go?
--
Reminds me of a time (long ago) when I read thrasher magazine and people would write in and debate the spelling of poser/poseur without any sense of if they were so caught up, clearly they were posin'.
posted by safetyfork 21 July | 14:55
so true, fork
*weeps*
posted by ethylene 21 July | 14:56
more komeda, but appropriate for metachat, no?:

Don't be shy
Say goodbye to your inhibition
Feel alright
Take a chance, it's your submission...
posted by safetyfork 21 July | 14:57
*listening to jimbob's doves*
fork, i had a komeda block from some asshead uberhips in the 90's
it's over now
posted by ethylene 21 July | 14:58
ok, i'm gonna post again for next mix request tracks
posted by ethylene 21 July | 14:59
I like Social D, jonmc. And I'm listening to Joan Jett now--that's rockin'.

(Also, Mike Ness lives across the street from my mom's boyfriend.)
posted by dame 21 July | 14:59
OK, there's still hope for you.
posted by jonmc 21 July | 15:01
Bunny Ramone T-Shirt

I rather like A-ha and Duran Duran
posted by dodgygeezer 21 July | 15:02
See, I can like cheesy eighties and eighties-inspired electro *and* like rock'n'roll. But you wouldn't understand catholic music tastes would you Mr. Mmmmmm-Bop.
posted by dame 21 July | 15:03
gabba gabba HEY!
no babydolls?
how will people excuse staring at my bubees?
posted by ethylene 21 July | 15:05
A-ha and Duran Duran were for the chicks, man. It was those electronic drumbeats, fey vocals, and too-bright keyboard melodies being inescapable in my early adolescence that drove me first to metal, then to all my other enthusiasms. The synth-pop is where I draw the line (even electronica and goth coughed up a few goodies.)
posted by jonmc 21 July | 15:05
take on me!
take me on!
excuse me, my showfer is here to take me to the power station
posted by ethylene 21 July | 15:07
calling THE LINE
posted by ethylene 21 July | 15:07
Girly T
posted by dodgygeezer 21 July | 15:15
Treat Her Right, Mark Sandman's pre-Morphine band put it this way:

Aw models, critics, wimpy art-school punks
Gettin' on my nerves
They're killing all the fun in rock 'n roll
I hope it's not too late
To save the only thing I ever loved

Hey! I got a gun, know how to use it
I got a gun, now you know
I got a gun, know how to use it
I got a gun, now you know
posted by jonmc 21 July | 15:20
at this point i must compliment jokeefe's mix
as it is breaking my heart
as is my US POness
posted by ethylene 21 July | 15:23
i got a gun and a pack of sandwichez
for all my homies and my bitchez
old school new school drop out drunk
don't talk smack if you ain't punk

punk is in the heart
not the hair or in the ear
it's about the DIY and not want of Fear

posted by ethylene 21 July | 15:35
hot punk, cool funk, even if it's old junk, it's still rock and roll to me....;)
posted by jonmc 21 July | 15:37
Jon, you missed the point. Hanson didn't ruin music for me and if you think art-school whatever ruined it for you, then you're stupid. But I know you aren't stupid, so this must just be a pose, hey?
posted by dame 21 July | 15:40
so, let's rock out ( I couldn't find The Move's original, but this version is good, too, same personnel minus Roy Wood).
posted by jonmc 21 July | 15:42
you think art-school whatever ruined it for you, then you're stupid. But I know you aren't stupid, so this must just be a pose, hey?

Nah, it just made it very hard and lonely for guys like me for a long stretch. And we're in one of those stretches again, it seems. I still got my old stuff to listen to, but I don't want it all turning into musty museum pieces.
posted by jonmc 21 July | 15:44
Also, never listen to put "Piano Man," on the jukebox in a Queens dive, unless you're prepared to go home and stick your head in the oven. or at least the microwave.
posted by jonmc 21 July | 15:50
someone tell him he's pretty already
oy, agita
posted by ethylene 21 July | 15:59
Clothing: I'm not much of a joiner. Didn't get the OP corduroy shorts in the fifth grade either.

Piano Man: There are only two things I hate about New York. One is all the fucking Billy Joel on the air and all the Joely-rollers who tell me he's not such a sack'o'sap.

Duran Duran: Rio is one for the ages. The rest doesn't measure up, with or without eyeshadow.

Beer: I'm thirsty.
posted by Hugh Janus 21 July | 16:05
heh. Pretty what?

My complaints about the music scene stands though. You forget, I look at and listen to music for a living. It's gotten to the point where I can't even bear looking at the New Releases in a record store.

Plus, yesterday, the companies new CEO called my department to a meeting. Near the end, he talked about how he's "maintaing an apartment in the city," and how he's been to ten concerts in the two months he's been here, then mentioned that he'd been a roadie for the Dead back in '67. I felt like throwing my car keys at him.

One is all the fucking Billy Joel on the air and all the Joely-rollers who tell me he's not such a sack'o'sap.

Oh he's a complete sack of sap, but he's our sack of sap. City folk like their corn, too. You have to have grown up in the tri-state area and/or have older male relatives from the outer boroughs to truly "get," Mr. Joel. But even I'll admit he hasn't done anything good since before The Nylon Curtain.
posted by jonmc 21 July | 16:11
Boston has Squier, and Baltimore has Kix and Crack the Sky. New York is king of the universe, and all it can overplay is Billy Joel. I mean, come ON!
posted by Hugh Janus 21 July | 16:17
Strong would be the man or woman who could truly get Mr. Joel to wear Shoutout Hotpants on his head. Or make it appear so in a doctored picture.
posted by rainbaby 21 July | 16:18
hugh: blame catholic school and the bridge and tunnel
posted by ethylene 21 July | 16:20
.....
posted by jonmc 21 July | 16:26
eth won't win
she just refuses
windows shut
go crash ka put
and causes viral abuses
posted by ethylene 21 July | 16:35
I blame ALL Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKERS!

Just kidding, it's a line from a play I saw.

I actually love ALL Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKERS!

*making up for the fact that I can't play audio files at work and I don't have a computer at home (and if I did, it would be a supersecure ultrasecret box unplugged from the wall, filled with files on ALL Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKERS) so I'll probably never know how cool jonmc's "....." link was*

I need to go quench my thirst now. Bottoms up!
posted by Hugh Janus 21 July | 16:54
i got a gun and a pack of sandwichez
for all my homies and my bitchez
old school new school drop out drunk
don't talk smack if you ain't punk

Good lord, is that a Radiohead quote/shoutout I see? Where's that from, just out of interest?

eth, so glad you like it.
posted by jokeefe 21 July | 19:10
i would totally wear these if i wore underwear.
posted by exlotuseater 22 July | 01:16
switch instruments || Mimi the Bunny

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