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21 July 2005

People you wouldn't mind seeing naked. Bjork
Thom Yorke
Jennifer Tilly
Harrison Ford
that guy who busses tables at the Saucebox who's way too young for me

post by: Specklet at: 19:03 | 52 comments

Oops. I meant to put my list in a comment, not like that.

posted by Specklet 21 July | 19:09

Jesus.
Abe Vigoda.
Ruth Buzzi.
Captain Crunch.

posted by Slack-a-gogo 21 July | 19:10

Oh dear. This can't end well.

posted by jokeefe 21 July | 19:12

Harrison Ford? Urgh.

Also, even a micro-second's worth of contemplating the superfluity of hot English rock stars of the moment leaves me unable to contemplate coming up with a list that wouldn't have at least a hundred names on it. Or something like that.

Stupid sexy skinny British rockstars.

posted by jokeefe 21 July | 19:14

Well, maybe a younger Harrison would be better. Oh yeah, and Audrey Tatou.

posted by Specklet 21 July | 19:24

some nude celebs (NSFW)

posted by amberglow 21 July | 19:26

I agree with jokeefe: there's just too many! (although they're not all British rockstars). I reckon at least the mecha crew would be pretty easy on the eye in a hypothetical nude beach meetup situation.

posted by nomis 21 July | 19:26

Well, jonmc, of course.

posted by jokeefe 21 July | 19:29

Ewan McGregor
Johnny Depp
Christian Bale
Jake Gyllenhall
Maggie Gyllenhall
that boy on the OC I don't know I don't watch it, but the "bad boy" one because he has nice arms.

posted by gaspode 21 July | 19:33

I, personally, am a bronzed Adonis, nomis.

posted by kenko 21 July | 19:33

I kinda figured, kenko.

And we've all already discussed the glory that are Specklet's breasts, right?

posted by Specklet 21 July | 19:37

Hm. I am thinking of the famous people I have crushes on: Lee Ranaldo, Devendra Banhart, the steel guitar guy from Magnolia Electric Co... but I think, really, if I had the opportunity to see anyone at all naked, I'd have to spend that opportunity on weirder choices. Like Abe Lincoln, say. That'd be something to write home about.

posted by ITheCosmos 21 July | 19:38

....aaand apparently contemplate is my word of the day. Oy.

The guy from Bloc Party.
A second for Bjork.
PJ Harvey,though she's so thin, poor bebbeh.
Every single member of Radiohead except for Phil. Sorry, Phil.
Carl Barat.
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers. Rawr.

posted by jokeefe 21 July | 19:39

Oh oh oh oh and of course Kate Winslet.

posted by jokeefe 21 July | 19:41

A big word to Kate Winslet. She is HAWT.

posted by gaspode 21 July | 19:46

Oh god oh god. Taye Diggs. I want to have his cocoa babies.

posted by Specklet 21 July | 19:47

Alyson Hannigan, Rachel Ray, Lesley Boone from Ed, Bonnie Raitt, Janeane Garofalo, the girl with the pixie cut in the UPS commercial, Melissa McCarthy from Gilmore Girls, Lauren Graham, Salma Hayek, Sara Gilbert, Minnie Driver, and so, so many others...

Well, jonmc, of course.

flatterer.

posted by jonmc 21 July | 19:53

Phil. (neener neener jokeefe)
Christian Bale (mmmm steroids)
uhh...i can't remember the other 4 guys on my List...I'm brainfried.

posted by muddgirl 21 July | 19:55

Oh, Lindsay Lohan circa Mean Girls, but I think that's illegal...

posted by muddgirl 21 July | 19:55

Cal Wilson. She is cute as pie.

on preview, can I sit in on your viewing list too jonmc?

posted by nomis 21 July | 19:58

ah, you like the BBW's and girl-next-doors, too, nomis?

Rachel Ray has to be the first. She's pretty, she's perky and she can cook. That's perfection.

posted by jonmc 21 July | 20:00

She's pretty, she's perky and she can cook.

Funny, Mrs nomis claims she married me for those very properties.

posted by nomis 21 July | 20:03

I'm still not sure why mrs. jonmc has put up with my drunken, lazy ass all these years, but this is our song. (lyrics)

posted by jonmc 21 July | 20:07

Beautiful. We never did find a song that seemed to have been written just for us. Thus our song is Superstar by Jamelia. You can't fight the pop.

posted by nomis 21 July | 20:15

jonmc: the girl with the pixie cut in the UPS commercial

OMG, i thought I was the only one secretly in love with her. She's also in a Dell commercial. Anyone know her name, address, and blood type?

posted by hlewagast 21 July | 20:27

Mom

posted by danostuporstar 21 July | 20:31

Mom

ewwww

posted by amberglow 21 July | 20:48

And we've all already discussed the glory that are Specklet's breasts, right?

Discussed and nothing more, alas, alas.

posted by kenko 21 July | 20:59

Specklet we can't look at you naked until that burn on your tummy is fully healed.

posted by nomis 21 July | 21:06

Katherine Hepburn.

I'll second Abe Vigoda, since I can't see how that could possibly fail to make me feel much better about myself.

I'll second Jennifer Tilley, too. And throw in Meg. Pretty much all the Tilleys, except this guy Al I once knew.

Any head of state, for different reasons.

posted by Absit Invidia 21 July | 21:35

Well, if this is a blackmail thing, then Karl Rove and Cheney and Perle and Rumsfeld and Santorum and DeLay and Frist and ...

posted by amberglow 21 July | 22:05

No one mentions Angelina? I've seen her naked and wouldn't mind a replay. (Well, so has everyone else, deborah. You're a dork.) Another vote for Kate Winslet, also Liv Tyler, Rupert Everett, Gerard Butler, Oded Fehr, Liev Schreiber and, god help me, Kevin Spacey.

posted by deborah 21 July | 22:14

Angelina is a triumph of botox and other technologies, not natural beauty.

posted by jonmc 21 July | 22:18

Nah, amberglow, not as a blackmail thing, since it really wouldn't bother the guys you mention. What would bother guys like Rove and Bush is if, every time they made some self-important statement in public, the collective response was "Yeah, yeah, this coming from a guy whose dick looks like a ball-peen hammer".

On preview: I really, really don't get the attraction of Angelina Jolie. And what jonmc said.

posted by Absit Invidia 21 July | 22:20

Personally, I wanna see amberglow naked just to see what all the fuss is about.

posted by DeepFriedTwinkies 21 July | 23:09

I really, really don't get the attraction of Angelina Jolie.

Angelina Jolie is a dirty, messed up, crazy woman. Thus, smokin' hot.

posted by jrossi4r 21 July | 23:44

Botox? Naw, she always looked that way. And J friggin Tilly? Skank central. No thanks.

Seconds for Audrey Tautou (!), Lauren Graham, and Alysson Hannigan; thirds for Bjork.

Add to that Morena Baccarin and Franka Potente. Let me say that again: FRANKA POTENTE. Thank you.

posted by dreamsign 22 July | 00:07

hmm. i can't really think of anyone. umm. ally hannigan, eva longoria.

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 22 July | 00:24

Jennifer Tilly is way cool. Skanky? I don't think so. Plus, she plays poker.

posted by mudpuppie 22 July | 00:47

Speaking of Tillyness, whatever happened to Meg? I liked her.

posted by taz 22 July | 01:43

she had kids and wrote a kids book or two

posted by ethylene 22 July | 06:33

One fine day, we will all be naked. I've said it before, nudity is the best policy.

What I'd like is to see the naked people mentioned upthread all together in a big orgy, with lots of fluids all over the place. With, I don't know, a big naked Cedric the Entertainer in a tophat egging everyone on.

Yeah, that I'd like to see. Mmm hmm (with the emphasis on "mmm").

posted by Hugh Janus 22 July | 08:54

and, god help me, Kevin Spacey.

deborah, me too! I think he's sexy. One of the things that initially attracted me to my ex-boy was that his chin and mouth looks like Kevin Spacey's. Very kissable.

Specklet we can't look at you naked until that burn on your tummy is fully healed.

Yep. It still looks horrifying. The fucker's gonna scar something fierce, dammit.

posted by Specklet 22 July | 12:15

That California governor dude.

posted by sarah connor 22 July | 12:34

Well, jonmc, of course.

flatterer.

Drat. I was trying for light-hearted flirtation. *goes back to reading A Girl's Guide to OnLine Fun*

posted by jokeefe 22 July | 13:54

Yup, Angelina's always looked like that. I liked her better with a bit more meat on her bones, tho' (Foxfire, Gia).

posted by deborah 22 July | 14:16

Drat. I was trying for light-hearted flirtation.

Oh well, then.

*lets shoulder stap drop. bats eyelashes*

posted by jonmc 22 July | 14:23

Careful with that bat, you just brained a bunny.

posted by Hugh Janus 22 July | 14:33

*lets shoulder stap drop. bats eyelashes*

I find it deeply disturbing that this comment now has me picturing you in a negligee, jon.

posted by jokeefe 22 July | 15:03

ok, then.

*hikes boxers, idly scratches belly, belches*

posted by jonmc 22 July | 15:05

Gah!

On preview: whew, that's better.

posted by Specklet 22 July | 15:06

I can't say, again.
some of them are MetaChat users, and privacy reasons do not allow me to.

Liev Schreiber

I never found him attractive on screen, but last year I saw him in person and I have to say he is much, much more attractive in RL than he is on screen for me.
but he was fully clothed when I saw him so i can't comment on his nakedness

posted by matteo 26 July | 18:44

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