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21 July 2005

People you want to see naked.
post by: Cryptical Envelopment at: 21:46 | 43 comments
where?
posted by kenko 21 July | 21:47
*streaks through thread screaming*
posted by jonmc 21 July | 21:52
Scott Bakula
this heavy metal guy (but a few years ago)
Milton Berle and Danny Kaye when they were young (to see if the stories are true)
posted by amberglow 21 July | 21:58
Is this the thread where we turn up and say "Ha Ha, I'm one of the people somone wants to see naked"? Like being in the thread automatically puts you in that category?

Cause if so, I'm so into it.
posted by mudpuppie 21 July | 21:59
≡ Click to see image ≡
posted by danostuporstar 21 July | 22:01
The Village Archeologists?
posted by amberglow 21 July | 22:02
Glenn Danzig?

of all the guys in the metal nation, you pick that Marvel Comics Mighty Muscles of Rock Wanna-be?

What about Rob Halford, James Hetfield, Dave Mustaine, and, of course, Lemmy?
posted by jonmc 21 July | 22:03
ew, ew, ew and ew. they don't look good in bed at all.
posted by amberglow 21 July | 22:06
Halford is at least one of your people, you know?
posted by jonmc 21 July | 22:08
and Lemmy is a god amongst men, one of the coolest humans to ever walk the earth.
posted by jonmc 21 July | 22:08
he may be cool, but he's not hot ; >

and lots of people are my people--doesn't mean i wanna see them naked.
posted by amberglow 21 July | 22:14
OK, here's a metal dude for you, Phil Anselmo from Pantera.
posted by jonmc 21 July | 22:17
amberglow, regarding milton berle - yes.
posted by deborah 21 July | 22:18
nah...a little too skanky and prison/neonazi-ish for me.

yes it's true, deb?
you saw? ; o
posted by amberglow 21 July | 22:19
I'll keep looking. I'll find you one of my tribe you'll be satisfied with besides Glenn. Paul Stanley? Bon Scott? Evan Seinfeld?
posted by jonmc 21 July | 22:24
You know why there are so many men being listed but not any women? I mean besides this not being as much of a boyzone as some sites?

Because you can find naked or nearly naked photos of just about any female celebrity you'd like. On the Internet.



That said, Scarlett Johansen.
posted by me3dia 21 July | 22:29
Any Kiss guy--nope.
That Bon guy looks like he's good in bed, but nope.
Evan's ok.
posted by amberglow 21 July | 22:32
That Bon guy looks like he's good in bed, but nope.

Sadly, he died choking on his own vomit after a drunken binge.

Evan's ok.

And he's a nice Jewish boy from Canarsie, too. And his band kicks ass. (Paul Stanley's a nice jewish boy from Rego Park, too, his birth name: Stanley Eisen. His dad is the 2000 Flushes guy.)
posted by jonmc 21 July | 22:35
Sadly, he died choking on his own vomit after a drunken binge.


Ah, i was right! ; >
posted by amberglow 21 July | 22:36
(and just for your edification, that Bon guy was the lead singer of AC/DC back in the "Highway to Hell," days)

let's see, who else? Mike Monroe? Bruce Dickinson? Robert Plant?
posted by jonmc 21 July | 22:41
Mike's way too skanky.
Bruce--for those pants alone--never.
Robert--ew.
posted by amberglow 21 July | 22:45
Mike Muir? Axl Rose? Henry Rollins? Phil Lynott?

I'm out of ideas.
posted by jonmc 21 July | 22:55
Mike Ness?
posted by jonmc 21 July | 22:56
Mike Muir--nope
Axl--ewwwwwwwwwwwww
Henry Rollins--yes, but i wouldn't sleep with him.
Phil--sure!
Ness-nope
posted by amberglow 21 July | 23:00
Since jon gave up...


Hey amberglow, how's about the god 'o thunder himself, Thor?

posted by bmarkey 21 July | 23:10
Bob Newhart-swoon.
posted by DeepFriedTwinkies 21 July | 23:12
Hey amberglow, how's about the god 'o thunder himself, Thor?


What a big queen he is! And Toni Tenille and Kiki Dee called--they want their hairstyle back.
posted by amberglow 21 July | 23:17
moift
posted by 31d1 21 July | 23:19
What a big queen he is! And Toni Tenille and Kiki Dee called--they want their hairstyle back.


But... but... he can blow up a hot water bottle with his own lung power! Surely that must count for something?

And, speaking for myself, Zooey Deschanel on a bed of mixed greens, please.
posted by bmarkey 21 July | 23:28
I used to have a HUGE crush on Mike Ness.....

Then I met him.
posted by jrossi4r 21 July | 23:30
heh.
posted by ethylene 21 July | 23:36
hmm. hey amber, how about geoff tate? (middle)
posted by weretable and the undead chairs 21 July | 23:57
Zooey's just a bit too ... I dunno ... wide-eyed. But the salad greens is a nice touch.

Scarlett Johansson though, there's a thought.

And as for the attempted tempting of amberglow, Phil Lynott has to be the way to go. He's superstylin' it. You really need a shirtless image of Mike Muir to get the full effect.
posted by nomis 22 July | 00:37
jonmc: fresh out of ideas? Amberglow, how about Syl Sylvain? David Johansen and Johnny Thunders? Good Ol' Iggy? Or even Wayne Kramer (middle)?

...ha, that last one was a joke.

My list would definitely include Scarlett Johansson, Liz Tyler, and I'd like to say Angelina Jolie but that just seems too easy.
posted by invitapriore 22 July | 00:41
a girl
posted by Cryptical Envelopment 22 July | 01:28
*streaks through thread screaming*


YAY FOR TEH COCK!
posted by Cryptical Envelopment 22 July | 01:29
they are great tits
posted by Cryptical Envelopment 22 July | 01:49
I *heart* amberglow.
posted by Cryptical Envelopment 22 July | 02:12
geoff tate--eh
sylvain-nope
johansen and the other guy--never
Iggy--in a heartbeat : >


YAY FOR TEH COCK!

You know it!
posted by amberglow 22 July | 08:17
Sadly, Phil Lynott OD'd. You're a damned necrophile, aren't you.
posted by jonmc 22 July | 09:35
Hmmm, iconomy owes us a functional picture...
posted by y2karl 22 July | 10:09
CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER
hahahahahahahahahahaha
posted by Hugh Janus 22 July | 10:45
Everytime I post, I'm imagining you all gloriously naked.
posted by Frisbee Girl 22 July | 17:51
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