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21 July 2005

People you hope never to see naked. My list includes David Letterman, Bob Dylan, Tom Petty, Neil Young, Keith Richards, Barbara Walters...
Tom Baker
posted by dodgygeezer 21 July | 17:56
All the members of the Supreme Court.
posted by sarah connor 21 July | 17:58
Michael Jackson, Sam Donaldson, James Earl Jones, Katie Couric, my creepy co-worker...
posted by Specklet 21 July | 17:58
As a frequenter of nude beaches I can attest that a lot of people look worse with than without clothes. So I don't have a list like that, I'm afraid.
posted by mare 21 July | 18:05
Sam Waterson
Jack Nicholson
skinny Lindsay Lohan (I hate when I can see ribs)
posted by muddgirl 21 July | 18:06
The mailman.
posted by carter 21 July | 18:11
The guy I went on a blind date with in 2003.
posted by mygothlaundry 21 July | 18:13
Funny thing about nude beaches (and seeing people naked generally) -- some people are much better looking with clothes; some much better without (and a few great either way). Never thought about a list, though it would be long.

Yeesh, aren't people like David Letterman automatically on lists of this sort? Did I really need to think about that?
posted by dreamsign 21 July | 18:14
one thing i've always wondered about nude beaches - do a lot of guys walk around with boners or what?
posted by puke & cry 21 July | 18:17
Larry King
Larry Bud Melman
Ken Mehlman
Karl Rove
Dick Cheney
Mary Cheney
Lynn Cheney
(any Cheney, actually)
the rotting corpse of Orson Welles
...
posted by amberglow 21 July | 18:22
(any Cheney, actually)

Would that include Lon Chaney?

/rimshot
posted by jonmc 21 July | 18:30
p&c: no. It's really not sexual at all. I'm sure there are those men that go to nude beaches to ogle women (or men), but for the most part, everyone is average-looking and of varied ages. Not real sexy.
posted by Specklet 21 July | 18:32
Average people look better naked, in my experience. Primpers and groomers tend to groom everything to the point where their naked bodies are just another prepared outfit.

And I find it sexy if I see cleavge on the subway. But I've managed numerous nude beach visits without raising the flagpole.
posted by jonmc 21 July | 18:43
you make me want a smoke break
≡ Click to see image ≡
posted by ethylene 21 July | 18:55
ethylene, you know Marbles!
posted by Specklet 21 July | 19:00
My problem with nude beaches is that I like tanlines.
posted by nomis 21 July | 19:21
so wear a headband.
posted by jonmc 21 July | 19:26
jonmc, that made me snork aloud.
posted by Specklet 21 July | 19:51
jonmc, your contributions earn you a promotion from jonmcmahon to jonmccarson... HEY-O!

And, for nude beach tanlines, I prefer belts (but no big metal belt buckles).

And I've visited nude beaches without embarrassment too (except when I went there with my fiancé, but, hey, I was asking for it... besides, that's what the ocean is for.)
posted by wendell 21 July | 20:12
jonmc, your contributions earn you a promotion from jonmcmahon to jonmccarson... HEY-O!

I hereby dub you Wendell Severinsen.
posted by jonmc 21 July | 20:14
Mom
posted by danostuporstar 21 July | 20:31
Mom

totally
posted by amberglow 21 July | 20:50
People you hope never to see naked.

half of the ones i've seen

letterman is apparently quite well hung and tone
posted by ethylene 21 July | 23:41
richard simmons. and robin williams. aka the sasquatch. oh, and kirstie alley. gah. hate her.
Is there anybody who doesn't hate Kirstie Alley? I wouldn't mind seeing her naked if it were in some sort of prison setting...
posted by taz 22 July | 01:28
But Kirstie's hot...
posted by bmarkey 22 July | 02:39
That's why we hate her.
posted by nomis 22 July | 02:50
No, I just hate her because she makes me frow up.
posted by taz 22 July | 07:33
i don't hate kirstie alley
but neither do i seek her company
posted by ethylene 22 July | 07:55
I hope to see everyone naked one day. One bright day, and it isn't just a dream.
posted by Hugh Janus 22 July | 08:48
Rob Dobi cartoon on MySpace's sale to Fox || I have a new t-shirt idea.

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