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18 July 2005

Unitards uber alles For those times when a top hat just won't do...it's Chinese unitards!

post by: DeepFriedTwinkies at: 17:26 | 11 comments

full body unitards...sweet!

Some strategically placed holes and now you've got something to wear to the orgy!

posted by Schyler523 18 July | 17:44

Some of them apparently already have strategically placed holes. With zippers, even.

posted by loquacious 18 July | 17:48

I'm wearing one right now, but I think I have it on backwards. Could somebody please confirm if this zipper is strategically placed or not?

*bumps into wall*

posted by taz 18 July | 18:29

*Pokes at taz*

Erm, I'm not entirely sure. Where'd you want the zipper at?

Considering those things are going for like 15 to 30 or 40 bucks or so plus shipping and handling, that's not a bad price for a totally freaky halloween or fetish ball costume.

Though, my 'getting old and lazy' gut has been doing nothing but getting bigger. I'm pretty sure I'd look only like a well and recently fed snake wearing one of those.

posted by loquacious 18 July | 18:59

Though, my 'getting old and lazy' gut has been doing nothing but getting bigger. I'm pretty sure I'd look only like a well and recently fed snake wearing one of those.

Maybe they make ones with vertical stripes for folks like us.

posted by PinkStainlessTail 18 July | 20:13

i'm 'orrible. i would have gone for the uni tard joke

posted by ethylene 18 July | 20:27

Sometimes people like you
Even though you're different
You're weird you're wild you're way way out
But at least you don't have to pay the rent

I'm a teenage uni~~corn~~tard
Please give me a candy corn.
Blow your bubbles I will adorn them
On my magic uni~~corn~~tard

When I was a kid they never said
That I'd have a horn growing from my head
But as it is I'll blow my horn
'Cause I'm a wild uni~~corn~~tard.

Teenage teenage uni~~corn~~tard
Teenage teenage uni~~corn~~tard
Teenage teenage uni~~corn~~tard
Teenage teenage uni~~corn~~tard

Sometimes people like you
Just because you're different
But after awhile you find out
That their admiration's spent.

I'm a teenage uni~~corn~~tard
Please give me a candy corn.
Blow your bubbles I will adorn them
On my magic uni~~corn~~tard

When I was a kid they never said
That I'd have a horn growing from my head
But as it is I'll blow my horn
'Cause I'm a wild uni~~corn~~tard

posted by PinkStainlessTail 18 July | 20:38

and that is so much nicer than me linking to someone i think is a useless blowhard in the uk
someone's horny

posted by ethylene 18 July | 20:41

HORN IF YOU'RE HONKY

posted by PinkStainlessTail 18 July | 20:52

These are hysterical. I mean, I wouldn't wear one...spandex being a privilege, not a right...but they're funny none the less.

posted by PsychoKitty 18 July | 23:23

They're pretty cheap, are they. . used??? Ya think?

posted by rainbaby 19 July | 09:59

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