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18 July 2005

save me from jerson's lawyers →[More:]
This charming spam has been making the rounds with my domain forged in the From line:

Subject: {#4678} Wearing stocks and being pumped

Daughters in stocks being pumped with own toys by fathers
at http://page35561.masckelacom/?535634E

Today I received this email:

From: Jerson Hernandez <xxx@xxx.xxx>

Please stop sending me these e-mails. I do not appreciate you sending me these e-mails. These e-mails are offensive and tempting. Sex is for a man and a woman who are married. If you continue sending these e-mails after I have written to you several times, I will pursue litigations against you. I do not wish to get a team of lawyers who stand against these perversities that you advertise with the intention to gain monetary profit, but if you insist in sending me these offensive material, I may hire a team of lawyers.

sincerely, Jerson.

Hope me please! How do I prevent Jerson's team of lawyers from pursuing litigations against me for these perversities?

post by: Armitage Shanks at: 23:28 | 7 comments

Oh, that's what the [MI] button is for. I suck.

posted by Armitage Shanks 18 July | 23:30

just prove it's not you...have your isp provide logs or something?

posted by amberglow 18 July | 23:34

Tell him to look at the headers of the emails and then to sodomize himself with a tentpole. He may find drooling to be an intellectual challenge, but his lawyers got through law school so it's likely they're beyond the pants-wetting stage. Even if he's too stupid to get it, I wouldn't worry.

posted by Ryvar 18 July | 23:50

These emails are offensive and tempting.

*Bursts out laughing*

posted by George_Spiggott 18 July | 23:55

I was thinking of correcting him by pointing out that sex is actually for a woman and a dog. With a link of course.

posted by Armitage Shanks 18 July | 23:58

He's threatened you with litigation, so anything you now say to each other should happen through lawyers. Hire an expensive New York lawyer and pre-sue him in order to minimize any future losses. That's the American way.

posted by seanyboy 19 July | 01:58

You have his real email address, and access to the wild and wooly Internet.

I suggest you sign up for every free iPod contest, free screensavers!!! and free buddy icons site you can find.

But then, I'm a misanthrope.

posted by Capn 19 July | 10:23

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