MetaChat - Breaking News! Brad Pitt Has the Flu!!!

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13 July 2005

Breaking News! Brad Pitt Has the Flu!!!

post by: mudpuppie at: 00:24 | 7 comments

OH SHIT OH SHIT WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO OH SHIT

FUCK

posted by Peak Oil 13 July | 00:28

OMG BIRd FLU

geoffswann/saunders for the registration, cf. bugmenot.

posted by invitapriore 13 July | 00:28

...that's if the title isn't self-explanatory enough!

posted by invitapriore 13 July | 00:29

"I think he has the flu," the spokeswoman said.

Wow, he even has a spokesman to tell people that. When I become rich and famous, I will never do that. I will tell people I think I have the flu myself.

posted by dg 13 July | 00:35

If a spokesperson announces anything, though, you have plausible deniability. Now, if you were inconsistent with your use of the spokesperson, people would catch on that you only used him or her when you needed to lie. If you use him or her to announce everything, no one knows better.

posted by invitapriore 13 July | 00:41

I told him when he started dating Angelina....I said, "Brad, don't put that in your mouth. You don't know where it's been!"

And now LOOK what happened.

posted by jrossi4r 13 July | 00:42

That sucks. I remember last time I had the flu and the international media gave it round the clock coverage. I just wanted to sleep and the papazzi helicopters kept me awake and Larry King kept calling. Pitt and I have some tough shoes to walk in.

posted by Slack-a-gogo 13 July | 10:08

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