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08 July 2005

Hee. My husband just brought home beers. yuengling, sweet yuengling. I'll join y'all in a virtual beverage.
posted by gaspode 08 July | 21:01
Here's to y'all!

*raises caffeine- free Diet Coke*.
posted by puddinghead 08 July | 21:05
barely 9 and already drunk?
And I thought I was the only one!

To me, jonmc sounds like what I always imagined Joey Ramone sounded like.
posted by kellydamnit 08 July | 21:11
Yeah! Thanks for thinking of us, guys.
posted by LeeJay 08 July | 21:16
barely 9 and already drunk?

I'm a semi-regular at this joint and they're big on giving out free drinks. They gave me a free lager because it killed the keg and they gave me, the Wino and our bar buddy Sam From Tennessee (who told some great stories) a free shooter of tequila, so it all piles up. And now I'm hom with a six of Bud. Life is cool.
posted by jonmc 08 July | 21:24
I need a new bar that gives out free drinks! Mine closed.

Er... not because of the drinks, though. I'm a total lightweight. Three and I'm a giggling fool, five and I'm lapsing into unconsciousness.
posted by kellydamnit 08 July | 21:29
Er... not because of the drinks, though. I'm a total lightweight.

Anight out with us would probably kill you. I'm on my sixth drink of the night and I'm still marginally coherent. But if you ever come to NYC we'll be happy to corrupt you completely. Just ask cunning_linguist what happened at the second to last meetup she attended.
posted by jonmc 08 July | 21:31
Every single person I know has made it their goal to see if they can increase my tolerance. I actually had about nine drinks last friday. And then I fell trying to get up my stairs and debated sleeping there.

My neighbor's lucky I eventually made it up. I don't think he wanted to wake up to a snoring goth in the stairwell.
posted by kellydamnit 08 July | 21:35
That's impressive. But nine drinks is an everyday thing for me.

But have you ever snoted blow off of Tennessee Williams autograph? I have.
posted by jonmc 08 July | 21:36
: >
posted by amberglow 08 July | 21:38
No.
Does David Bowie's autograph count, though?
posted by kellydamnit 08 July | 21:39
OK, you get half credit. I also once snorted blow off of an NFL lawyers fine china.

(this makes me sound far more decadent than I actually am. I've done coke a total of 3 times in my life)
posted by jonmc 08 July | 21:41
Coke, I've never done. But one of my good friends last year lost his parents for 5 days while they were on a coke binge. That was kind of...odd.
posted by gaspode 08 July | 21:43
Cokes just makes me want more coke. It may have marginally enhanced a night out at the local gay strip club but with that much penis in your face at one time, who can tell?
posted by LeeJay 08 July | 21:44
That's scary, actually. the guy who lived across the street from me as a kid was a major league cokehead. After he separated from his wife, he'd call up when I was babysitting his kids and offer me weed (he already knew I was raiding his liquor cabinet) to tell me who his wife was out with. I never told him that I had discovered a homemade porn tape of his wife with her boyfreind (long story). His kids grew up to become dopefiends and delinquents, sad to say. But he had a DeLorean that he liked to drive at insane speeds. that was fun when I was a passenger. He was a from a family that made it big in the rag trade in NYC, accent on family if you know what I'm saying.
posted by jonmc 08 July | 21:47
I have done more than jonmc, and less than George Jung.

And we'll just leave it at that.
(but these days? nothing but the booze. usually.)
posted by kellydamnit 08 July | 21:50
Well, being Irish/Italian Catholic (and the son of a neurotic, abusive, control freak mom) booze (and weed, and marginally, acid and pills) abuse was a lot easier to come by than disco freak out cokefiendom.
posted by jonmc 08 July | 21:52
Cokes just makes me want more coke. It may have marginally enhanced a night out at the local gay strip club but with that much penis in your face at one time, who can tell?
posted by LeeJay 08 July | 21:44

Truly words to live by!
posted by mudpuppie 08 July | 21:55
Although, at the same bar me and Divine _Wino were at tonight, I ran into a guy from the sales department of the company that I'm a data entry clerk for. After a few drinks we went out side for a smoke and he said "Do you Party?" I'm like "Party?" and he starts making snorting noises. People are insane. new York is a crazy place.
posted by jonmc 08 July | 21:56
Don't blame being Irish and Italian. I could just as easily use that as my excuse, too (although I'd have to swap the mom for the alcoholic father who walked out).
Alcohol hits me like a freight train, but I have a thing for being out of my right mind. So I went with something that wouldn't leave me unconscious.

At the time it seemed a very reasonable decision. Looking back, not so much.

And I live in Buffalo. Coke is almost as popular here as weed.
posted by kellydamnit 08 July | 21:58
I am not at all old, but it's been years since anything but beer and pot cookies. I can't even smoke anymore without getting paranoid that I'm burning my trachea. (the kind of smoke that makes you paranoid).
posted by gaspode 08 July | 22:00
One of my bigger regrets in life is that I didn't do more drugs. Probably a good thing, though. I get hooked, you know.
posted by mudpuppie 08 July | 22:01
"Do you party?" Got that a lot in DC but it was usually coming from strung out tinaheads. I've done some drugs in my time but I'm pretty much past it this stage. All I have left is some fantastic memories and mild psychological trauma.

Kidding! I think.
posted by LeeJay 08 July | 22:01
Tinaheads?
posted by mudpuppie 08 July | 22:02
In Bridgeport, my birthplace and residence for several years, the drug of choice (among the whit population) was methamphetamine, which thank god I've never touched. But both my Irish grandparents died of cirhosis at 59, but this is not a therapy thread.

Party!!!
posted by jonmc 08 July | 22:03
I'm not that old, but I feel like I've regressed back to 21 since I left my husband. Got married too young, so I apparently just picked up exactly where I left off before.
posted by kellydamnit 08 July | 22:03
Tinaheads?

Crystal meth users. Scary, scary stuff.
posted by LeeJay 08 July | 22:04
Oohh our bbq just arrived. yum.
posted by gaspode 08 July | 22:05
from where?
posted by jonmc 08 July | 22:06
BBQ? In NZ? Something about that isn't right...
posted by mudpuppie 08 July | 22:14
She lives in NYC, mudpuppie ad there's a couple of good BBQ joints in the big apple.
posted by jonmc 08 July | 22:20
Just cheapish stuff. Tex-ess.
posted by gaspode 08 July | 22:24
and it was gooooooood. *burps, pats belly*

the best thing is, it will do for lunch tomorrow as well.
posted by gaspode 08 July | 22:25
Brother Jimmy's up on the UWS, does BBQ really well. It's worth the trip.
posted by jonmc 08 July | 22:26
I have such a craving for bbq now. and the only thing open is the sub shop on the corner and a couple pizza places.
Oh, and I'm totally broke.

So I suppose I'd actually need to cook if I want to eat.
posted by kellydamnit 08 July | 22:27
thanks for the recommendation jonmc. I'll keep that in mind. oh zagats says there is one on 2nd ave as well.
posted by gaspode 08 July | 22:29
If the sub shop is open, get an italian combo: prosciutto, genoa salami, provolone, sweet peppers, salt pepper and oil & vinegar; the perfect sandwich.

gaspode: Brother Jimmy's makes badass pulled pork, but for real southern cookin', go to M&G Diner on 125th between Morningside & St. Nicholas. Pure old school soul food. I had smothered pork chops with collards & candied yams there. Pure heaven. But it's cash only on the downside, but it's 24hrs on the plus side.
posted by jonmc 08 July | 22:33
how can I be hungry again when I have just eaten?

posted by gaspode 08 July | 22:36
That sounds so good. But it would require money, and if I want to go clubbing tomorrow I can't spend any money tonight.

I made sweet potatoes instead.
posted by kellydamnit 08 July | 22:37
That sounds so good. But it would require money, and if I want to go clubbing tomorrow I can't spend any money tonight.

Not really, they're actually quite reaonable. It's worth the trip uptown when you get the chance. I took vidiot (a North Carolina native) there and he said it was the real thing. And clubbing is overrated. Mainly because they don't let slobs like me in.
posted by jonmc 08 July | 22:41
She lives in NYC, mudpuppie ad there's a couple of good BBQ joints in the big apple.
posted by jonmc 08 July | 22:20


Forgiven (to a degree).
posted by mudpuppie 08 July | 22:54
Hey to you all, just in from a pleasant second date, a few drinks, and a nice kiss goodnight. It's all guaranteed to go bad by the time I turn around. I'm off to bed now before I do more damage to myself.
posted by omiewise 09 July | 00:23
MetaChat: with that much penis in your face at one time, who can tell?
posted by me3dia 09 July | 16:08
Good as place as any for me to say hello.

So, hello!
posted by bunnyfire 09 July | 17:50
hiya, bunnyfire! : >

and welcome!
posted by amberglow 09 July | 18:49
taz is gonna be stoked, bunnyfire! And welcome :-)
posted by deborah 09 July | 21:20
hey, connie, hope my descriptions of my antics don't have you fearing for my soul, but my fondness for listen to gospel music drunk has got to count for something, right?
posted by jonmc 09 July | 21:32
Hey, I've heard gospel music SUNG by drunken smalltown mayors at Waffle House. But that's a story for another time.

Glad to be here, I am.
posted by bunnyfire 09 July | 22:47
Yay! Bunnyfire!


I've sincerely missed you.
posted by me3dia 10 July | 01:06
Wow, I can't believe it! Bunnyfire, did you hear the wish I cast into the the ether?
posted by taz 10 July | 01:20
Orthrelm's OV: kickass or totally sweet? || Who else is staying in tonight?

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