MetaChat - J-Run

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06 July 2005

J-Run raped my dog and threatened to call the RCMP on me. I blame Karl Rove.

post by: stavrosthewonderchicken at: 22:01 | 30 comments

Obviously this J-Run is an American.

posted by mlis 06 July | 22:05

I've got a runny nose, but I don't fault the Crown's actions.

posted by nomis 06 July | 22:07

I was going to experiment on the sneaky way languagehat snuck a sneaky comment onto the end of 9622v2 AFTER the official thirty-day thread closing, but jrun got in my way... Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

posted by wendell 06 July | 22:07

*psst* Karl Rove was the one.

posted by danostuporstar 06 July | 22:09

wendell, thank goddess you made it.

the timestamp thing is odd, eh?

posted by danostuporstar 06 July | 22:10

I have also heard that J-Run (probably Americans as well) kill Christian children in order to use their blood in making a special meal for a religious holy day.

posted by mlis 06 July | 22:13

you know, if i had spent $800 for piece of shit software that was ruining my website and my reputation i'd be called mathowie too. but i didn't, so i'm not.

posted by quonsar 06 July | 22:15

But then there would be some ur-quonsar guy with black glasses on a recumbent bike trying to make snarky observations all the time, and falling off, and it just wouldn't be the same, you know?

posted by yhbc 06 July | 22:21

Rows and flows of angel hair
And ice cream castles in the air
And feather canyons everywhere
I've looked at Jrun that way

But now it only screws the site
It chokes and dies on every byte
So many things I would have done
But Jrun got in my way

I've looked at Jrun from both sides now
Admin and user, and still somehow
It's Jrun crashing I recall
I really don't know Jrun at all

posted by Peak Oil 06 July | 22:21

Two MetaFilters walk into a bar. The bartender asks the first one he wants to drink and he replies "Server Error. The server encountered an internal error and was unable to complete your request."

The bartender looks over the other MetaFilter and asks "What's up with your buddy?". After a long wait the second MetaFilter finally says "Could not connect to JRun Server."

posted by Slack-a-gogo 06 July | 22:27

Two MetaFilters walk into a bar.

Hee!

posted by PsychoKitty 06 July | 22:48

Waitaminnit. Doesn't anyone here care about stav's poor dog?

posted by yhbc 06 July | 22:51

Aw, he was askin' for it. You saw those shoes.

posted by kenko 06 July | 22:55

I don't buy it. J-Run doesn't need to screw stav's dog. It fucks Metafilter at least twice a day.

posted by LeeJay 06 July | 22:59

mathowie calls out "Macromedia, Macromedia there's a JRun in my server." Macromedia looks at it and says "That's not a JRun, that's a bug."

posted by tellurian 06 July | 23:01

It's not a bug, it's a feature. Must be - if it was a bug, it would be fixed by now.

posted by dg 06 July | 23:05

LOL!

posted by 31d1 06 July | 23:12

i met him on a wednesday and my site stood still
da j-run run run da j-run run

posted by pyramid termite 06 July | 23:49

still down....

I might as well watch "Team America: World Police" again.

posted by warbaby 06 July | 23:56

*throws herself on the floor, kicking her heels and screaming at the top of her lungs*

posted by deborah 07 July | 00:26

I think someone needs a timeout, young lady.

posted by yhbc 07 July | 00:30

I think j-run needs to go head to head with j-roc. May the badest rule!

posted by arse_hat 07 July | 00:41

Why does Metafilter hate the internet?

posted by Cryptical Envelopment 07 July | 00:44

Wouldn't be much of a contest, arse-hat.

posted by dg 07 July | 00:47

It's fixed dg.

posted by arse_hat 07 July | 00:51

wait, isn't this what all the smart dealers do? Get everyone hooked on your candy and then periodically cut off supply so people cringe and squirm, wanting more and more.
mathowie, you crackpimp!

posted by peacay 07 July | 00:53

s-o-l probably broke it posting ALL THOSE PHYSICAL THREATS he received.

posted by scody 07 July | 01:16

Damn you Robot House!!!

posted by dreamsign 07 July | 01:19

Well, it looks like it's back, but on a humorous note, I'll just say that I still had my most recently viewed MeFi window open in a tab from last night, so glancing up at the tab bar all morning, I kept seeing:

Circumcision, again | Metafilter

posted by taz 07 July | 01:58

Could connect to JRun Server.

posted by tellurian 07 July | 01:58

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