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05 July 2005

Man fakes heart attack with electric underpants. My home town. I'm so proud.

post by: veedubya at: 09:47 | 6 comments

Danquah was not in court to hear the verdict due to a last-minute admission to hospital for depression and chest pains. The judge was unimpressed, noting that the late submission of documents relating to Danquah's sudden hospitalisation "suggests to me that Mr Danquah is not unwell".

When Jacko tried that one, they made him come to court in his pyjamas.

posted by dodgygeezer 05 July | 09:56

You just know his new nickname is Sparky.

posted by iconomy 05 July | 10:25

best. headline. evar.

posted by quonsar 05 July | 14:31

true dat quonsar.
Reality makes for the best fiction.

posted by peacay 05 July | 14:57

echos quonsar

posted by ethylene 05 July | 18:50

This guy sounds like kind of a jerk, but I hope he doesn't lose his home.

posted by invitapriore 05 July | 19:46

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