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28 June 2005

I'm naked. How about you?
yup.
posted by amberglow 28 June | 19:14
Under all of these clothes I'm as naked as the day I was born.
posted by Slack-a-gogo 28 June | 19:20
And you have cancer.

;-)
posted by Cryptical Envelopment 28 June | 19:23
Yup. Gonna get fired, too.
posted by bugbread 28 June | 19:25
I'm not naked. If I got naked, you'd all organize a telethon to raise money to feed me.

I'm in beer-stained plaid boxers, my Pleased to Meet Me tee, and a 10-year old brown and blue plaid flannel, which is beer-stained as well.
posted by jonmc 28 June | 19:31
Me too.
posted by kenko 28 June | 19:33
Jonmc, you don't happen to work in a steel mill, do you? It's the only job I can ever picture you in (skinny, flannel clad, listening to Journey and the Ramones, fixing up the broken car on your front lawn...basically, every 70's movie about steel mill workers ever made, rolled up into you)
posted by bugbread 28 June | 19:35
Nope, I work as a data-entry clerk at a music database company. I probably make less money than a union steelworker, if such a creature still exists. In the past I was a worker in a bread factory, a baker in supermarket bakery, a bookstore clerk, a supermarket stockboy, a PC Salesman for a company that semi-went under, and various stupid jobs that lasted a week or two. I'm the son of a teacher and a home furnishings salesman.
posted by jonmc 28 June | 19:45
You should go back to supermarket stockboy. The image fits you better. Or, seriously, consider getting a job in the steel industry in the late 70's. And make sure to get laid off and have a buddy get drunk and in a fight.
posted by bugbread 28 June | 19:48
(Note: if you became a supermarket stockboy, you'd either have to give up The Ramones or, conversely, switch over to an entirely early 80's punk diet. The steel industry is probably much better for you musically)
posted by bugbread 28 June | 19:49
I'm in beer-stained plaid boxers, my Pleased to Meet Me tee, and a 10-year old brown and blue plaid flannel, which is beer-stained as well.
posted by jonmc 28 June | 19:31


Off-topic -- but what isn't?! -- I'm currently learning how to like The Replacements.
posted by mudpuppie 28 June | 19:55
How to like the Replacements?

I'm not casting asparagus* on your taste, but the 'Mats' impact is fairy immediate, I never figured it to require intellectualization.

*this is a joke from an old Three Stooges flick. I saw it in a bar a few weeks ago, when they played the stooges during a rain delay in the Mets game. The sound was off, but the closed captioning made sure we didn't miss any subtle nuances in the dialogue.
posted by jonmc 28 June | 20:00
My first exposure to them was unknowing -- Paul Westerberg's solo album, played incessantly on the Austin radio station that gave me my very first post-adolescent taste of "good" (i.e., not small town Texas; i.e., not christian rock) music.

Didn't like his album.

Was recently re-introduced to "The Mats" through a reacquaintance with a punk fetishist.

I'm older now. And I like it, mostly.
posted by mudpuppie 28 June | 20:04
Damnit, you're all supposed to be talking about my most awesome nakedness - throwing little pickles is optional, but appreciated.

Can't you goddamn bunny-humpers stay on task for more than 10 seconds at a time? Ooo, shiny...

Uhm, what? Where was I? And why am I naked and covered in pickle juice? *Wanders off to take a cold shower and find pants*
posted by loquacious 28 June | 20:08
*throws vienna sausage at loquacious*
posted by jonmc 28 June | 20:09
Was recently re-introduced to "The Mats" through a reacquaintance with a punk fetishist.

Tom Carson once wrote of The Ramones:

"Punks in the original sense of the word, were the sort of people who were such hopeless losers that they couldn't even be convincing as outlaws; far from romanticizing that status, the Ramones glorified their own inadequacy....and yet they were genuinely sexy,too; in spite of everything they were cool."

The same could apply to the Replacements. And since I'm definitely one of "those people" the quote refers to, I'm definitely feelin' it as they say.
posted by jonmc 28 June | 20:18
Ooo, snausage!
posted by loquacious 28 June | 20:24
Speaking of cucumbers, I have a wicked infestation of cucumber beetles.

In my garden, that is.
posted by mudpuppie 28 June | 20:32
Do they taste like cucumbers?
posted by kenko 28 June | 21:00
You guys scare me.

But I like it.
posted by Frisbee Girl 28 June | 21:11
You guys scare me.

*strips naked. does the Peppermint Twist*

now that's scary, honey.
posted by jonmc 28 June | 21:14
I told you before, Jon. Everyone is allowed to be naked - except you.
posted by loquacious 28 June | 21:29
I'm wearing my deceptively bland, "Lady Goes to Work" outfit. Under that I'm wearing pasties!
posted by puddinghead 28 June | 21:46
Pheh.
posted by jonmc 28 June | 22:04
Well, isn't that fine.

I spend most of my time at home naked (it's hot as Hades here) and for once, I'm not.

I was naked five minutes ago, though. Does that count?
posted by dreamsign 28 June | 22:13
Hey, me too, dreamsign (except I'm still naked). I will be putting on clothes shortly--concert to attend.
posted by kenko 28 June | 22:43
Oh, mudpuppie, I thought you meant the movie The Replacements which is great when it's seen in the light of the best sports movie ever.
posted by frecklefaerie 29 June | 00:20
i don't feel naked
posted by ethylene 29 June | 00:21
I just want all of you to know: My girlfriend is naked again, I'm about to get naked, and we're going to watch Spaceballs.
posted by loquacious 29 June | 00:28
Oh, mudpuppie, I thought you meant the movie The Replacements which is great when it's seen in the light of the best sports movie ever.
posted by frecklefaerie 29 June | 00:20


Keanu factor. On principle, can't watch it.
posted by mudpuppie 29 June | 00:31
Rhys Ifans trumps keanu.
i wonder if that "Keanu's brain" thing from suck still exists. i bet that's why his friends are so quick to defend him, in part.

eth: lazy or busy? you decide
posted by ethylene 29 June | 00:33
Anyone trumps Keanu.

Apologies to the person in that other thread who named him as a guilty pleasure.
posted by mudpuppie 29 June | 00:38
I trump Keanu?!? Wahoo!!!

*tears off clothes and runs rings around thread*
posted by Frisbee Girl 29 June | 01:25
you may even trump Rhys Ifans' naked
but not Alan Tudyk
i was about to say i'd see him in anything until i realized i've accidentally seen him under extreme duress and didn't know it
posted by ethylene 29 June | 01:37
Right now, I'm wearing a look of puzzlement.
posted by seanyboy 29 June | 01:56
an older look of puzzlemints
have one, they're tasty
posted by ethylene 29 June | 01:57
It was so hot here, it was too hot to wear clothes. Now it's hotter, and it's actually too hot to be naked. Does that make any sense?
posted by dreamsign 29 June | 02:05
I think it was The Replacements (although it could've been Varisity Blues) we a WaPo called attention to the flick's mis-en-scene and I was so struck by the review that when I went into the movie I watched it as if it were 8 1/2 or something.

College kids are so impressionable.
posted by frecklefaerie 29 June | 03:41
The Ramones are sexy?

I heard the woman who played Riff Randell in Rock 'n Roll High School said that the hardest thing she'd ever had to do was pretend to be attracted to Joey Ramone.
posted by ITheCosmos 29 June | 07:48
*moons everybody in the thread*
posted by matteo 29 June | 09:09
I wish I was naked at home now.
posted by jonmc 29 June | 09:30
No nudity here. I don't think anyone wants to see that!
posted by sisterhavana 29 June | 14:05
pshaw! Let 'em rip, I say!
posted by jonmc 29 June | 14:46
I never post naked. But when at home I often post in my short cotton nightgowns (in summer) or in a flannel bathrobe (in winter). MeFi's not an orgy - it's a slumber party.
posted by Orange Swan 30 June | 12:24
I wear my pink pajamas in the summer when it's hot,
And I wear my flannel nightie in the winter when it's not.
But sometimes in the sprigtime,
And sometimes in the fall,
I slip between the sheets with nothing on at all!
posted by puddinghead 30 June | 12:49
No more JRun errors ever? || tetka.swf

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