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27 June 2005

caption please

post by: quonsar at: 16:59 | 34 comments

Hey, it's B. Kliban!

posted by matildaben 27 June | 17:01

Dibs on next.

posted by vapidave 27 June | 17:05

"Wait a minute. I have to see if MeFi is back online."

posted by maryh 27 June | 17:10

"Go easy, I'm driving."

posted by arse_hat 27 June | 17:15

“So then I said to Johnny ‘that’s the ALL you need to know about Dolly Parton’ and he said...”

posted by arse_hat 27 June | 17:16

"Hold the phone, Janet. I really don't think you're gonna get my shoe in there, no matter how much olive oil you've got..."

posted by Specklet 27 June | 17:19

Wait a sec, Sheila--bang that funnel in a little deeper first--The pigducken recipe said they go in the middle.

posted by amberglow 27 June | 17:23

"Madame - porcine et nitro glycerine claque a slipper? Oink, oink, bang!"

posted by dodgygeezer 27 June | 17:23

"You can try all the crazy folk remedies you want, but I really don't think they'll stop the JRun errors."

posted by agropyron 27 June | 17:28

"Remember the pig show in Juarez? Ha! Those were the days!"

posted by mudpuppie 27 June | 17:29

"That's not how you make a mojito, you stupid twat!"

posted by gigawhat? 27 June | 17:30

"When I said I'd give my right foot to ride a juiced up hog-- never mind, as you were--"

posted by ethylene 27 June | 17:43

No, no, Janet, when I said I wanted to funnel funding toward leather-friendly pork barrel projects, that's not what I meant.

posted by PsychoKitty 27 June | 17:48

"Really? That's how sausage is made? I guess the saying was right!"

posted by Capn 27 June | 17:56

"and those philistines wanted to cut the NEA's funding. . ."

posted by yhbc 27 June | 17:57

I said "table wine" not "table swine".

posted by dodgygeezer 27 June | 17:58

"Hey, did you know you're the spitting image of Elaine Boosler? (Also, that woman's about to pour Crystal Light in your ass.)"

posted by gigawhat? 27 June | 18:12

"Does the pig mind? Are you kidding lady? He's paying!"

posted by Capn 27 June | 18:21

Mildred and Gilbert experimented diligently when mapping out prototypes for the launch of their new goatse.cx-cum-tubgirl bestiality site.

posted by madamjujujive 27 June | 18:40

amberglow's my favorite. And his caption isn't so bad either! Har dee har har.

posted by Specklet 27 June | 18:55

: >

posted by amberglow 27 June | 18:57

"Wait. I've heard this one before."

posted by papercake 27 June | 20:06

... so I said, "But they're twins -- if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal!"

posted by carter 27 June | 23:11

1 "Shaken, please. Not stirred."

2 "Are you going to eat that?"

3 "Is that kosher? I specifically specified kosher."

4 "But I didn't want to be exposed to anus."

5 "Can't I just have a hot dog?"

6 "All 6 of my nipples are tingling in anticipation."

posted by loquacious 27 June | 23:12

Two quarts? No way! A quart and half, tops.

posted by warbaby 27 June | 23:20

"My third wish? Oh, I don't know. Let me think about it."

posted by trondant 28 June | 00:18

"'When pigs fly' wasn't an invitation or a request. Despite the fact that pigs aren't aerodynamically stable, I don't think that's going to work, unless you intend on coating the inside of the living room with a fine layer of bacon bits. Though if that's the case, just let me toss the salad first. Mmm. Pig-bomb."

posted by loquacious 28 June | 00:24

Loquacious!? Yes that is my nom de plume! How did you know!?

posted by arse_hat 28 June | 00:45

Your nom de plume is 'pig-bomb'!?

posted by loquacious 28 June | 01:10

ever since the pork splosin of ought three!

posted by arse_hat 28 June | 01:17

Get out! Go stick your head in a pig!

posted by loquacious 28 June | 02:09

"When."

posted by Slack-a-gogo 28 June | 07:40

"It's art, honey."

posted by Cryptical Envelopment 28 June | 18:42

Hold on, hold on - I know you're trying to help, sweetie, but what I said was, "Tickle your ass with a feather?"

posted by frecklefaerie 29 June | 02:04

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