All Mercedes drivers are (potential) terrorists. This evening, cycling home, I saw that the space betwixt Buckingham Palace and Victoria's statue was chocka with Mercedes Saloons. The police were pulling over each and every Mercedes heading away from Trafalgar Square, and searching them. Cue a horde of disgruntled Merc drivers, and a happy me.

If this continues, and the idiots that drive these huge cars through London in rush hour are forced off the road, I'll finally have something good to say about the War On Terror.