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11 June 2005

Will someone please kill Ty Pennington?

post by: puke & cry at: 01:47 | 17 comments

Why?

posted by arse_hat 11 June | 01:59

who?

posted by dabitch 11 June | 06:22

what?

posted by dodgygeezer 11 June | 06:44

With a nail gun or pliers? Or perhaps sandpaper? He has definitely overstayed his welcome.

posted by Slack-a-gogo 11 June | 07:06

Can we kill him by bludgeoning him with Paris Hilton? If so, I'm in. (but only if she dies a horrible death as well).

posted by dabitch 11 June | 07:41

Can we kill him by bludgeoning him with Paris Hilton? If so, I'm in. (but only if she dies a horrible death as well).

Ah, it's the first thing in the morning and this is the first thing I've read on the internet. I wake up and my apartment is already starting to gather the heat; it looks beautiful outside but the weather is pretty like a coral snake. I've got to bake off two loaves of sourdough which means my life is an inferno in the making; and I have that sinking feeling in my gut that means I'll be arguing with my self all day about my self-worth.

But, dabitch, I think I love you. It may all be alright, after all.

posted by omiewise 11 June | 08:04

omiewise, I like your daily outlook better than David Lynch's.

posted by Smart Dalek 11 June | 09:08

Where are you omie? You can't imagine how much I empathize; I hate that nasty smothering heat. Luckily for me, the hot heat hasn't hit yet - and when it does, it shouldn't last longer than a couple of months, unlike the seven months of hothothot I used to endure in New Orleans (which is otherwise a city I adore).

posted by taz 11 June | 09:52

Yeah, Baltimore in the summer...I don't mind heat if I can keep from thinking about it too much, but it was suddenly thinking about baking off this bread in the middle of the afternoon (which is when it will be ready) that got me down. And besides, it's really the humidity that gets me.

Is it humid where you are?

posted by omiewise 11 June | 10:16

SD-Thanks, I missed that. I think I actually had something to do which precluded using the internet all day.

posted by omiewise 11 June | 10:22

It's 94 and humid as... I don't know what, but it's really humid. I'm visiting my family on Lake Erie, and I'm recently from San Francisco, so I'm unacclimated and f*****g CRANKY. I'll off Ty Pennington or anyone else for 5 bucks. Lemme know.

posted by puddinghead 11 June | 11:20

Oh, omiewise, I am in Baltimore right now. I only moved away 4 months ago, but had repressed the hell that is the humidity.

dabitch: hee.

posted by gaspode 11 June | 11:28

Can we kill him by bludgeoning him with Paris Hilton? If so, I'm in.

To cause serious damage you'd need a much heavier celebrity. A Paris Hilton or Ashlee Simpson would only cause some supeficial damage before they disintegrated. What you'd really need to use is either a Rosie O'Donnell or you could lash together Destiny's Child to make a much sturdier bludgeoning instrument.

If anyone needs an alibi then I'll say you were with me.

posted by dodgygeezer 11 June | 11:37

I bet Robert Blake could help us.

posted by arse_hat 11 June | 12:21

I've been up all of 15 minutes or so and y'all have me laughing my ass off.

I love you.

posted by deborah 11 June | 12:40

ok--here's the deal--someone off Ryan Seacrest, and i'll have Ty offed. ; >

posted by amberglow 11 June | 13:20

Yeah, Baltimore in the summer

*waves to omiewise from Glen Burnie before passing out in a puddle of sweat*

posted by LeeJay 11 June | 20:58

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