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08 June 2005

Confess! Or make someone else! oh mechat, i have sinned--
point the finger, throw the stone or throw yourself down on your knees!

post by: ethylene at: 23:32 | 26 comments

definitely under sloth today, i'm sure
is that venal or mortal?

posted by ethylene 08 June | 23:36

Which of the following is your preferred euphemism for masturbation? (Men only.)

Making the bald man cry.

posted by ethylene 08 June | 23:38

fine, my name is robert. not bob. happy?

posted by puke & cry 08 June | 23:47

was that a sin of omission?
Ye are now the accuser!
Point the finger
c'mon, do it
it's like sin tag

posted by ethylene 08 June | 23:50

oh also, i killed an asian guy over a ffonline auction. stabbed him.

posted by puke & cry 09 June | 00:04

multiple times.

posted by puke & cry 09 June | 00:05

such a liar
drop to the floor and gimme 20 hail marys

posted by ethylene 09 June | 00:08

what? killing asians over online games is all the rage these days. i promise i've killed before, and will kill again.

posted by puke & cry 09 June | 00:14

*can't wait for the new rage
this one's like new coke*

posted by ethylene 09 June | 00:19

I'll confess. I tend to mentally undress nearly everyone I see who is attractive. I do not have sex with the vast majority of these people.

posted by cmonkey 09 June | 00:54

so how is your accuracy rate?
do they all look like betty rubble?

posted by ethylene 09 June | 00:57

I confess to being pissed off that I went to the trouble of posting screenshots of both home and work computers before realising just how far down the front page that thread is, so nobody will see them.

This place is worse than AskMe for scrolling-down-the-pageness.

posted by dg 09 June | 01:01

Plus, ethylene, you need to give us more than one choice if you want a response to your masturbation question.

posted by dg 09 June | 01:02

yes, that would be the grueling effort of looking at the link and picking your booth of choice

sloth, baby
everyone wants little check boxes
is that all sin inspires in you?

posted by ethylene 09 June | 01:08

fine, pick your poison

posted by ethylene 09 June | 01:11

You silly woman, I meant that you asked us:

Which of the following is your preferred euphemism for masturbation? (Men only.)

Making the bald man cry.

But there is only one choice. How do we choose?

Sheesh.

posted by dg 09 June | 01:31

that would be under "pick"
Sheesh

*leaving for one mortal sin before i resort to another*

posted by ethylene 09 June | 01:37

see, it's called block quote because i was quoting something. and now that you are crying, i have my happy ending.

i'm just all out of love for humanity now
must kill

posted by ethylene 09 June | 01:39

Ah. Hmm, I see now. OK, thanks for that. ;-)

posted by dg 09 June | 01:42

Actually, ethylene, this was a great link - thanks.

posted by dg 09 June | 02:12

not too proud to beg?
i swear this one was my idea:

LANCAMP.com .::. View topic - Some halloween fun.. for you..not ...
... 8. When you answer the door, hold up one candy bar, throw it out into the street, and yell, "Crawl for it!"

except i threw the whole bowl on the lawn

posted by ethylene 09 June | 04:01

watch how they run and go all lord of the flies

posted by ethylene 09 June | 04:01

I have lascivious thoughts about every other moment.

posted by Orange Swan 09 June | 08:30

I have lascivious thoughts about all the moments Orange Swan skips.

posted by Hugh Janus 09 June | 11:37

Every time I skim past gramschmidt's movie list, I read the second to the last title as "The Testacle of Dr. Mabuse".

I dunno what it all means, but it skeers me.

posted by Frisbee Girl 09 June | 15:01

I'll confess. I tend to mentally undress nearly everyone I see who is attractive. I do not have sex with the vast majority of these people.

posted by cmonkey 17 June | 09:35

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