Wow, that first site is great - really interesting and attractive; thanks for the tip.

(from Þórarna the Forgettable)

"I feel totally misrepresented," said Þorkell the Angry.

That's about par for the course for Grím the Tone Deaf

Actually, I like Páll Madcow better...

Einar the Clumsy reporting for pillaging duty!

My Viking Name is...
Há1fr Leafslayer

My Viking Personality: You might have a Norse name, but you really don't have what it takes to be a true Viking. Both your friends and your enemies think you're a little weird. You probably know which end of a sword to hold, but you're not a fearsome fighter by any stretch of the imagination.

You would have a very tough time making a long sea voyage in a Viking longboat. Vikings make fun of you all the time. Not always behind your back, either.

You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. Other people tend to think of you as manipulative and conniving.

I don't know whether to be amazed at its accuracy or just flattered...

Dufniall Oakenbear

Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. As a Viking, you're one of the "berserkers", and rush into battle with no clothes on. If the sight of you naked isn't enough to disable the enemy, your sword certainly will be.

You would have a very tough time making a long sea voyage in a Viking longboat. You possess some skills which other Vikings respect.

You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. You sometimes come off as a bit of a snob. Vikings are not snobbish people -- they either like you, or they kill you. Try to be more like a Viking.

Woah, that is amazing! Got me to a tee!

SpongeBob Squarepants

from this day forward you will also be known as

Arnórr the Beserker

MetaFilter:
Your Viking Name is...
Möttull Madcow

Öndótt Goatcrusher. Hear me roar, minions!

Öndótt Goatcrusher is the shockwarrior of the Viking world! Phear his battle anus.

how weird is it i know an asa bronbear?

Bekan Shieldflattener

Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You're not a belligerent person by nature, which is unfortunate if you want to be a Viking. You probably know which end of a sword to hold, but you're not a fearsome fighter by any stretch of the imagination.

that's bullshit. i'm totally belligerent.

for a viking? i call bullshit

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