*blinks*
*begins to wonder, on many levels, about dios's cognitive appartus*

Why would a joke make you think about my cognitive appartus? Do you wonder about the cognitive appartus of all the other posters of whimsical things here on Metachat?

Whimsy would not have been my first port of call if I was given to taxonomically classifying it. And no, not all the time.

I humbly don Dios with my Worst Post Evar Award.

Oh.
My.
Dios.

Nice to see she's getting out and around.

From now on let's just call him Don Dios.

Why would a joke make you think about my cognitive appartus?

because anorexia is a disturbance of the cognitive apparatus. paranoia does not become you dios.

Not funny.

But peacay, may I file away "whimsy would not have been my first port of call if. . ." for possible future use? That's great.

yes, but not against me ;- )

Now, I like skinny chicks, but that looks like something that was dug up in the Valley of the Kings.

This is whimsy? That's just gross. Your tagline just makes it even worse.

When this post first came up, for some strange reason I thought it was a sincere AskMe-type request to help someone's GF find a bikini, then much later I saw that it was Don Dios posting it, and I sort of scratched my head and checked out the link. Bleh.

And yet dios probably still assumes it's his politics that make people react to him the way they do. Classy, man. Seriously, WTF is wrong with you, dios? Were you raised shackled to a urine-soaked mattress in a crawlspace or something?

Were you raised shackled to a urine-soaked mattress in a crawlspace or something?

That's a poor line of questioning as it would give him an excuse for his behavior.

Oh, come on, it wasn't that bad. I mean, it's not as if it was knifebutt or something.

I still haven't seen knifebutt.

Yeah, as a single event it wasn't that bad. I think I've just recently developed a grudge towards dios, who has a known history of whining incessently about partisan politics or some shit when people react to his unfunny tastelessness and/or asshattery. It's tiresome.

Funny tastelessness is awesome. Unfunny tastelessness is a waste of oxygen.

So, to answer "Do you wonder about the cognitive appartus of all the other posters of whimsical things here on Metachat?": Not when it's funny, or actually whimsical. With that tagline he might as well have posted a link to a picture of someone autistic and said "Ha ha look at the retard!".

I guess I should just put my money where my mouth is and ignore him.

It's sort of funny how he tries, though. If I was dios, I would fuck the fuck off.