And I just posted a question to Ask. It's my fault. I broke Metafilter. And boy am I sorry.

*whimpers, gets back to work*

How about AskMeCh? C'mon, dame. We have all the answers here.

It's back.

(to the tune of "Addicted to love")

The server's down, Mefi's offline.
You missed your chance, to re-opine
Your fingers sweat, your body shakes
You need to post, so bad it aches

Ethereal Blight, posting on gray
there's no doubt, this thread is gay.
For his throat, you want to leap
You need hipwaders, shit's getting deep.

Oh you like think you're immune to Flash fluff . . . oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you, can't get enough.
You know you're gonna have to face it this downtime was a bluff.

I heart Ryvar.