Listen... I know we haven't known each other for that long, but it feels like I've been with you forever. You're the only meta site I check anymore. MetaChat, will you marry me?
→[More:]So, I know it's still fresh, but I'd like to know what everyone loves about this place. What keeps you all coming back, day after day. Personally, I'm terrified that if I stop coming the bunny will eat my children.