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22 May 2005

Was your meat smarter than your pet? Apart from the fact that it's in the running for the worst headline in recent memory, this article brings up some interesting points. Apparently pigs and sheep are more intelligent than dogs. Then again, dogs can't give us bacon. What do you think? Should our food supply be limited to less intelligent species?
i like beef too much, but hate reading stuff like this--it makes me feel guilty (but not so guilty that i'll become a veg)
posted by amberglow 22 May | 15:42
someone once observed - i don't know whether it's correct or not, but it rings true to me - that the dog is the only animal that has evolved to be more stupid over time.
posted by andrew cooke 22 May | 15:58
What? Nothing about octopus?

And don't you love the way ABC put just the last four sentences on page two? Anything for that extra click, I guess.
posted by mediareport 22 May | 16:33
we've bred dogs that way on purpose, i think, andrew. It's why mutts are usually smarter if you do that covering their head with a blanket test.

Giant smart squid are the future, media--didn't you see The Future is Wild? : >
posted by amberglow 22 May | 16:45
have we bred them, or was it more symbiotic? who's gonna feed a wolf if they can have a poodle?
posted by andrew cooke 22 May | 16:48
didn't you see The Future is Wild?

Was that the Discovery "Alien Planet" thing? I only saw bits of it, but did notice the smartest things on that planet were floating mollusc-types. Yay mollusc-types.
posted by mediareport 22 May | 17:09
What species is the burrito, anyway? Or are those the ones that grow on trees?
posted by yhbc 22 May | 17:49
no, it was last year's speculative thing, on Earth in the far future--it was great
posted by amberglow 22 May | 18:39
Since this article mentions Jane Goodall, perhaps this quote from The Ten Trusts (by Goodall and Marc Bedoff) that predates the article is appropriate:
During [a press conference w/ Goodall in Korea] I [Goodall] brought up the issue of the Korean practice of eating dog meat. The translator went quite pale. "I do not think you should talk about this," she said. "We are quite sensitive about this." Well, of course I knew that. I assured her it would be okay, and she translated my message: "You know, in America and Europe people think that the Chinese and Koreans are very cruel because they eat dogs." There was a hush, and all the faces in front of me became tense and closed. "Well, in America and Europe people eat pigs. Pigs are every bit as intelligent as dogs. They can become friends with people, just as dogs can. I do not think it is ethically any worse to eat dogs than it is to eat pigs. If we eat animals at all, then surely the most important thing is how we treat them while they are alive, and how mercifully we kill them.
It was a very tactful, results-oriented, non-confrontational approach to a sensitive subject by a wonderful woman who is, of course, a vegetarian herself.

someone once observed - i don't know whether it's correct or not, but it rings true to me - that the dog is the only animal that has evolved to be more stupid over time.
posted by andrew cooke 22 May | 15:58


If true then this is, no doubt, due to dogs' close association with the true idiots of the planet: humans.
~
posted by shane 22 May | 19:48
If pigs are so smart, they would have learned not to taste so yummilicious by now.
posted by AlexReynolds 23 May | 00:23
JULES: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.

VINCENT: But bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good...

JULES: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie,
But I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers.
Pigs sleep and root in shit, that's a filthy animal.
I don't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

VINCENT: How about a dog? A dog eats its own feces

JULES: I don't eat dog either

VINCENT: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?

JULES: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but it's definately dirty.
But, dogs got personality, personality goes a long way.

VINCENT: So by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filty animal. Is that true?

JULES: We' have to be talkin' 'bout one charmin' motherfuckin' pig.
I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

posted by seanyboy 23 May | 02:50
Metachat: If pigs are so smart, they would have learned not to taste so yummilicious by now.
posted by amberglow 23 May | 12:31
I wonder why it is that we say that pigs "give us" bacon as though there were something voluntary about it.
posted by kindall 23 May | 20:14
The JRuns are cured || Nobody have I, mmm?

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