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22 May 2005

Oh, but it's not a crusade...sure (big pic from us marine corps--look at the barrel)
the killing part is going OK, but what about the "convert them to Christianity" bit? how many converts yet?
posted by matteo 22 May | 12:55
I would like to do my own Duane & Alvey (From Annie Hall) routine:

Can I confess something to you? Sometimes when I am driving, someone cuts me off, and I must slam on the brakes. I imagine driving a M1A1 Tank at the max speed of 60mph and instead of slamming on the brakes, running right over them, I picture the mangled car, the flowing gasoline. . .
posted by mlis 22 May | 12:57
so the catholic church is endorsing condoms now right?
posted by peacay 22 May | 13:11
I think those guys are King James bible types.
posted by mlis 22 May | 13:24
yeah, i would have thought old testament would be a bit more appropriate unless they're shooting brotherly love and forgiveness out of that thing.
posted by dodgygeezer 22 May | 13:29
Well, there is all that Paul stuff, dodgygeezer. So they could be shooting homophobia and misogyny. And epistles. Lots of epistles.
posted by dame 22 May | 13:42
"To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls." - Sgt. Lee Ermey (Ret.)
posted by AlexReynolds 22 May | 13:48
I'm pretty sure the Middle East has more than enough misogyny already.
posted by Josh 22 May | 13:49
Is there really any such thing as too much, Josh?
posted by dame 22 May | 13:51
Get back in the kitchen before I have to tie you up again, dame.
posted by Josh 22 May | 13:52
Promise?
posted by dame 22 May | 14:03
Cross my heart, hope to die, sitck super glue in my eye.
posted by Josh 22 May | 14:05
Another monk suggested he use thinners to get rid of the glue. But that only caused a searing pain, he said.

OMG! See what happens when you aren't a Christian?
posted by dame 22 May | 14:10
OMG! See what happens when you aren't a Christian?

This?
posted by Josh 22 May | 14:16
Strangely enough, that Google image search turned up this picture. I'm guessing it's 'cause Hadji was a Hindu. And he’s clearly doing some crazy Hindu black majicks.
posted by Josh 22 May | 14:23
or it's because they were all men? ; >
posted by amberglow 22 May | 14:26
Damnit. You've spoiled all my childhood memories of Race Bannon.
posted by Josh 22 May | 14:27
memories--or fantasies?
posted by amberglow 22 May | 14:50
Well, his pants always were a little tight...
posted by Josh 22 May | 14:55
amberglow - I sent the picture onto John at AMERICAblog- and he was able to find the caption and related story. Thanks to you for first discovering it!
posted by ericb 22 May | 19:15
Can I confess something to you? Sometimes when I am driving, someone cuts me off, and I must slam on the brakes. I imagine driving a M1A1 Tank at the max speed of 60mph and instead of slamming on the brakes, running right over them, I picture the mangled car, the flowing gasoline. . .
Whew, I am glad it is not just me that has this fantasy.
posted by dg 22 May | 21:48
how cool, eric! : >

(i want credit!)
posted by amberglow 22 May | 22:21
Should I buy this guitar? || Got a few grand laying around?

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