i have a friend who relates that in his darker days he found that a gun is a wonderful communication enhancement tool which caused people to listen to him with vigorous intensity.

You're from the Upper Midwest - who are you kidding - that friend was you!

They should make Kindergarten Cop II, just this time the kids are the killers. I can just picture the scene (in slow motion), when a five year old starts to draw a glock, Arnie sees this and starts pushing people to the floor while pulling a shotgun out of his rain coat. Next thing, the five year olds tiny little head explodes and there's a whole bunch of kids running around, quaking with fear.

You see, I'd pay good money to see a film like that.

And that's why you belong in Hollywood, dodgy... You're just being wasted in London.

I'd pay good money to see a film like that.

I'll buy the popcorn.

I'd pay good money to put Arnold back to work making movies like that (as opposed to what he's doing now).

And, for the record, Gothamist IS a very New York City based blog. On its sister site LAist, the current lead story is: Spending the last three days at E3 has almost completely drained our will to live.