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Hello ladies and men. I am Pedro the Jerky Turkey. I cannot reveal my real name because there are lots of strange women who are stalking me. Some of them are very angry.

I came to Metachat because of the muddy puppies and Specklet's breasts. The women here are lovely and not angry at all. Except for dame, she's very angry, but she's not angry at me so that is good.

My name comes from the time I was a turkey farmer in Belgium. Turkey's are proud and virile animals with fantastic breasts. I am proud to consider myself a turkey - a turkey cock, not a turkey with breasts although all turkeys have breasts I mean a male turkey with breasts but I don't have breasts. But I am a turkey.

Belgium is very nice.

I hope you will embrace me. Unless you are a man because I am not a homosexualised man. I do not dislike homosexialised men but they are strange. There are no gay turkeys in Belgium as that would be a crime against god. And bent turkeys would not taste nice.

If you meet David Blaine could you please let me know as I want to break his mother fucking legs and feed them to his fat ugly wife covered in mayonaise. Thank you.

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-Pedrothejerkyturkey only posted a few comments, but in March of 2004, he (?) went too far, most notably by posting photoshopped inline images of David Blaine rodgering various metachatters, and other celebrities.
+http://barkingstars.com/b3ta/pedrojerky.png
-A quick look through Pedrothejerkyturkey's comments revealed an obsession with David Blaine, and the account was banned.  Also, everything Pedrothejerkyturkey ever posted was deleted, as were all the posts he (?) posted in.
+Hello ladies and men.  I am Pedro the Jerky Turkey.  I cannot reveal my real name because there are lots of strange women who are stalking me.  Some of them are very angry.
-At this point, it is unknown whether Pedro is back or not--in sockpuppet form--but it is suspected, once in awhile, that he's around there, in the background.
+I came to Metachat because of the muddy puppies and Specklet's breasts.  The women here are lovely and not angry at all.  Except for dame, she's very angry, but she's not angry at me so that is good.
-It's something that most metachatters have agreed not to talk about, as many were profoundly hurt by the whole affair.
+My name comes from the time I was a turkey farmer in Belgium.  Turkey's are proud and virile animals with fantastic breasts.  I am proud to consider myself a turkey - a turkey cock, not a turkey with breasts although all turkeys have breasts I mean a male turkey with breasts but I don't have breasts.  But I am a turkey.
+Belgium is very nice.
+I hope you will embrace me.  Unless you are a man because I am not a homosexualised man.  I do not dislike homosexialised men but they are strange.  There are no gay turkeys in Belgium as that would be a crime against god.  And bent turkeys would not taste nice.
+If you meet David Blaine could you please let me know as I want to break his mother fucking legs and feed them to his fat ugly wife covered in mayonaise.  Thank you.