User:Agropyron

Agropyron was born, and has lived for several years, a trend which shows no signs of stopping. He will give you 7,000,000 nematodes if you are a true and honorable friend. If not, you get a grub n' frond buffet delivered to your front door by bloodthirsty Hokefonokee-an savages.

Agropyron hopes to attain enlightenment by communing with the dandelions and reindeer. If that doesn't work out, he plans to open a boutique eatery which features reindeer burritos garnished with cilantro and dandelions.

Beware his offspring. They alone know the secret of his birth name (well okay, now you can too. It's Cordazer Calvin Broadus)