User:Mudpuppie

Mudpuppie is a thirty-something girl living in California. She's a native Texan and is proud of this, despite her hatred for her birthland. This may be due to the fact that she was raised by wolves, hence her name. Mudpuppie is the princess of IRC, and her subjects gladly sit at her feet making idle chit-chat for her amusement. She has been known to reward her subjects with a new in-joke (Penis). She also happens to be a retired champion marimba player. She retired after a late-night danceathon incident in Brazil, where things got ugly and there were casualties. Do not bring up this event in her presence.

She has excellent taste in seed pods. She is regularly yelled at by Chickpea and Porkchop.

She owns a super special oven with the mysterious and envy-producing Grill-a-mavator Grillerator Grill-a-gator.

She also enjoys making pages on the wiki, which is a fine habit.

(She has never invented a user, despite accusations to the contrary. Except for that Pedrothejerkyturkey[[1]] character. She totally made that one up had nothing to do with that, except to point out his non-existence.)

She somewhat likes Joan Fucking Jett but only just a little.

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