User:Mudpuppie
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Mudpuppie is a thirty-something girl living in California. She's a native Texan and is proud of this, despite her hatred for her birthland. Mudpuppie is the princess of IRC, and her subjects gladly sit at her feet making idle chit-chat for her amusement. She has been known to reward her subjects with a new in-joke.
She also enjoys making pages on the wiki, which is a fine habit.
(She has never invented a user.)