User:Jrossi4r

jrossi4r is a former Solid Gold dancer who currently works as a freelance astronaut. She recently discovered that her name should actually be jrossi3r. Fortunately, it's obscure enough that no one has called her on it.

She is extremely hilarious in a droll sort of way, and some of us hope to be adopted by her.

jrossi4r is a cool woman who got away with a cheap-shot cross-check on that sissy Hugh Janus in the championship game that caused him internal bleeding, temporary gender identification issues and a permanent vague existential sort of angst.