User:Weretable and the undead chairs

weretable is mecha's insane gardener.

weretable is mecha's only storm-chasing piece of lycan furniture.

weretable is an enigma wrapped in a riddle wrapped in a legend of a burrito.

weretable's legal name is Stanley Kirk Burrell.

weretable has cats and many pictures of his cats here:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/weretable/

weretable set this barn on fire with the power of his mind:

http://vespertinal.com/wikipic.jpg

weretable was initially denied membership in Metachat, and it was only due to the intercession on his behalf by the undead chairs that he was finally accepted. Okay, not really.