User:Bmarkey

bmarkey was raised in the wilds of San Francisco’s East Bay hills by a pack of feral housecats. He now lives in Seattle with the lovely and talented Science Girl, but still turns around three times before bedding down for the night. While it is true that he never shot a man in Reno just to watch him die, as a sixth-grader he did once poke a fourth-grader in the arm with a really sharp pencil, just to watch him squirm.