User:Gaspode
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gaspode is a kiwi living in New York City. She likes cilantro.
On IRC, the 'pode will flirt gamely with you, even if you're a girl. Be careful -- no matter how you fight it, you will eventually succumb to her wiles.
One of gaspode's victims:
http://barkingstars.com/b3ta/RolandRat.jpg
He aint pretty no more.