User:Mudpuppie
Mudpuppie is a thirty-something girl living in California. She's a native Texan and is proud of this, despite her hatred for her birthland. This may be due to the fact that she was raised by wolves, hence her name. Mudpuppie is the princess of IRC, and her subjects gladly sit at her feet making idle chit-chat for her amusement. She has been known to reward her subjects with a new in-joke (Penis). She also happens to be a retired champion marimba player. She retired after a late-night danceathon incident in Brazil, where things got ugly and there were casualties. Do not bring up this event in her presence.
She has excellent taste in seed pods and arugula. She is regularly yelled at by Chickpea and Porkchop.
She owns a super special oven with the mysterious and envy-producing Grill-a-mavator Grillerator Grill-a-gator Grill-e-vator.
She also enjoys making pages on the wiki, which is a fine habit.
She has excellent taste in music and broadcasts her damn fine sets on Radio MetaChat now and then.
(She has never invented a user, despite accusations to the contrary. Except for that Pedrothejerkyturkey[[1]] character. She totally made that one up had nothing to do with that, except to point out his non-existence.)
She somewhat likes Joan Fucking Jett but only just a little. Exhibit #1
Fans of the mudpuppie may be interested in joining her fanclub.
http://static.flickr.com/34/72217011_faa055c85d.jpg is not to be confused with this.
