User:Agropyron
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Agropyron was born, and has lived for several years, a trend which shows no signs of stopping. He will give you 7,000,000 nematodes if you are a true and honorable friend. If not, you get a grub n' frond buffet delivered to your front door by bloodthirsty Hokefonokee-an savages.
Agropyron hopes to attain enlightenment by communing with the dandelions and reindeer.