User:Richat
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richat is a member from way back. Oh yeah, wayyyy back. He's been around since at least november of 2005 maybe.
He's tall-ish and somewhat overweight, but mike9322 and dame are working on this.
He has two daughters and one wife. He likes his life.
From richat's Maltin bio:
Reputed as a mad visionary and showman. He claimed to have invented a ‘death beam’, and attempted to communicate with life on other planets. Despite this he was instrumental in the development of the essential components for generating and distributing antediluvian technologies.