Difference between revisions of "User:Lipstick thespian"
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Lipstick Thespian has since become a household word across the nation, and his visage adorns many a coffee mug and baseball cap. He's done Letterman, Conan, Oprah and the Smiling Happy Flaming Stick Show in Japan. | Lipstick Thespian has since become a household word across the nation, and his visage adorns many a coffee mug and baseball cap. He's done Letterman, Conan, Oprah and the Smiling Happy Flaming Stick Show in Japan. | ||
| − | Feel free to dial Lipstick's 1-800 number to book him to come to your town. | + | Feel free to dial Lipstick's 1-800 number to book him to come to your town. (Not available where prohibited.) |
On IRC he has occasionally been mistaken for either a genetic female or a transsexual. | On IRC he has occasionally been mistaken for either a genetic female or a transsexual. | ||
Revision as of 07:23, 5 January 2006
Lipstick Thespian was born in a chain bar in Portland on a crappy, windy evening. He didn't know what he was doing there, much less the people he was with, but then he was told what his name was, and it all changed.
From that point on, he became a titanic force in the world. People came from far and wide to hear him speak, or to see if he could put his pants on correctly. He would usher them in to his gypsy caravan tent to proffer them fresh socks and minty drinks. For this he was given several humanitarian awards by governing agencies.
Lipstick Thespian has since become a household word across the nation, and his visage adorns many a coffee mug and baseball cap. He's done Letterman, Conan, Oprah and the Smiling Happy Flaming Stick Show in Japan.
Feel free to dial Lipstick's 1-800 number to book him to come to your town. (Not available where prohibited.)
On IRC he has occasionally been mistaken for either a genetic female or a transsexual.
