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30 April 2017

Joke Time! The local veterinarians have a changeable message sign. I must share today's.

I went to the zoo and all they had was a dog.

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Shih Tzu

post by: mightshould at: 17:30 | 8 comments

Hee hee hee.

posted by bearwife 30 April | 20:23

A horse sits down at a bar. Bartender says "Hey. Why the long face?" Horse says "I just found out I have pancreatic cancer."

posted by arse_hat 01 May | 01:05

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! HAHAHHA

posted by Melismata 01 May | 11:24

A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says
"I hope the porn is disabled." The guy at the desk replies. "It's just
regular porn you sick fuck"

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat

What do you get when you cross and elephant with a rhino?

'ellifiknow.

posted by Obscure Reference 01 May | 13:42

How did Hitler tie his shoes?

In little knotsies.

posted by Thorzdad 03 May | 06:53

Hitler goes to his astrologer and asks when he'll die.
A: on a Jewish holiday
H: which one?
A: ANY day you'll die will be a Jewish holiday!

posted by brujita 03 May | 12:37

I love that one, Brujita.

posted by bearwife 06 May | 23:31

Jouke time

posted by jouke 07 May | 09:28

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